16 February 2026 Cameo videos
This page lists Cameo videos that Chris was paid to do, released 16 February 2026.
Greg's Birthday
Tagged as "Birthday for Greg"[1]
| Greg's Birthday | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 February 2026 |
| Subject Matter |  Marketing
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Saga |  Business
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| Shirt |  The Classic 4.0
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 1 |
next Johnny Munoz's Birthday |
Transcript
Here's a fun simple one for Greg. [Chris begins singing] Happy happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy happy birthday to you, Greg. And ye of yeeeeeeears 19 bells will chime. It gonna be a okay. Happy happy birthday to you. [Chris stops singing] Make your wish count, and follow that which is light powered and good. Take care and be safe and well. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhh.
Johnny Munoz's Birthday
Tagged as "Birthday for Johnny Munoz"[2]
| Johnny Munoz's Birthday | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 February 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing,  Homos
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| Shirt | The Classic 4.0
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Greg's Birthday |
next Ryan is Engaged |
Transcript
To Johnny from Justice. Happy birthday to you, Johnny. [Chris begins singing] Happy happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy happy birthday to Johnny. You're gonna be a okay. Happy happy birthday to you guy. [Chris stops singing] Mmm. And also happy 6 months anniversary to uh you and your uh part- and your boyfriend Justice. Nice stuff. I mean to to your boyfriend just realizing just anyway, happy bir- and I just- 6 months anniversary for you Johnny and your boyfriend. Like okay, good stuff, good stuff. Take care and follow that which is light powered and good. Be safe and well. Ahhhhhhhhh-ahhhhh.
Ryan is Engaged
Tagged as "Advice for Ryan"[3]
| Ryan is Engaged | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 February 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| Shirt | The Classic 4.0
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Johnny Munoz's Birthday |
next Pep Talk for Andrew |
Transcript
Oh, this one's going out to uh Ryan from uh Carlos San-daréal.[footnote 1] So hey, nice on you, Ryan. You're getting engaged. You got happy- and just hm... you're engaged and you're- okay. So let me think. Um, advice advice. Um just stay true and honest with your partner and if you both can tolerate each other enough and that your love is strong consistently no matter each and every transformative test and moment along the way. Then it will be very good for you, just stay strong and know that you love and care for each other. Tell me why, I needed a cute girl my age. Tell me why I was a virgin with rage. Tell me why I never wanted to hear, I'm already taken. Be safe and well, both of you. Just uh follow that which is light powered and good. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhh- [Cameo video ends during the sustained ah]
Pep Talk for Andrew
Tagged as "Pep Talk for Andrew"[4]
| Pep Talk for Andrew | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 February 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| Shirt | The Classic 4.0
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Ryan is Engaged |
next Go Sports Team! |
Transcript
Okay, well this one's going out to, uh, Andrew [Inaudible], alright. Pep talk time, so, uh, just... Hey, the big pills are really tough to take and the stress and endurances are- they're, they're very hard. But you must persevere through them, you must endure those challenges so that you can transform and be a better individual yourself. It takes that effort, you just need to do this. And also, yeah, apparently you need, just, you need to, uh, yeah, you need to stay strong while you're sick. You need to take more fiber... and, uh, yeah. You can learn how to ride a bike, you can get on that bike and ride it very well. You just gotta remain calm and grounded while you're on that bike. And I've ridden bicycles before, and, uh, hmm. I don't want to finish it off on that, sorry about that, but just... I give you the old similar standby as well, just go forward with that which is light powered and good. Blessing-ya-me-ha-me-ha. Ahhhhhhhh.
Go Sports Team!
Tagged as "Pep Talk for The Smiling Friends(JT, Ben, and Landon)"[5]
| Go Sports Team! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 February 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing
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| Performance Style | Reason,  Crazy
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| Saga | Business
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Pep Talk for Andrew |
next Im speechless |
Transcript
And now for something completely different: a lovely hoodie with colors reminiscent of my Sonichu form's colors. You can piece that together however you like. Anyway, this video is for- this one's for, uh, JT, Ben, and Landon. Hmm. Oh, I see. Yeah, it's from, uh, from Andrew here. So, just, uh. Oh, you just won a championship last year, defending your title. Uh, eh-de-de-de... [reading] Oh, okay, yeah. Hey, go sports team! You can do it! Yeah, you can do it! FIGHT YOUR FOES! BRING 'EM DOWN! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!... Well, that's definitely from the back of the throat, that was funny.
Oh, um, hmm. Okay, well, here's a word that they, like, want me to use. Hmm... DIGLEEEETTTS! (?) Okay, well, then, there's your fun moment. Alright. Well, all of you go forth with that which is light powered and good, and win your games. Have fun. Take care. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhh.
Notes
- ↑ Chris was trying to pronounce Carlos "Sandoval".
References
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/699348d6b3fd23c114fab804
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/699349d2753bbf670a783682
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69936b3a40c594d46d89f43c
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69937dfa9046734324c9fd18
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/6993886d9a807d4b9ea534c1
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