19 March 2026 Cameo videos
This page lists Cameo videos that Chris was paid to do, released 19 March 2026.
Late Valentine's for Natalie
Tagged as "Other for Natalie"[1]
| Late Valentine's for Natalie | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 March 2026 |
| Subject Matter |  Marketing,  Video Games
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Saga |  Business
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| Shirt |  The Classic 4.0
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous C-Log 03182026 |
next Steve Couch's Birthday |
Transcript
Well this one's a nice heartfelt one for uh Natalie from Landon. Just a bit of a late Valentine's greeting, but uh yeah. He thinks that you are the world. He thinks you are the world Natalie, and that, to him, you are the most beautiful girl ever. Alright? And uh congrats for unlocking Funky Kong on Mario Kart Wii. Apparently, you've been working hard on that. That's diligent effort. Very good. But yeah, both of you just take care and be safe and well. Follow that which is light powered and good, you won't go wrong. Ahhhhhhhhhh-ahhhh.
Steve Couch's Birthday
Tagged as "Birthday for Steve Couch"[2]
| Steve Couch's Birthday | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 March 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| Shirt | The Classic 4.0
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Late Valentine's for Natalie |
next Cali's Belated Birthday |
Transcript
This one's going out to Steve Couch. Hey Steve, how are you doing my man? You got a birthday coming up. Hm. Just yep. It's gonna- ehh-uhh [raspberries]. Happy happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy happy birthday to you. I can't give you the yeyayears part because there's no number in the [unclear, slurred words]. It gonna be a okay. Happy happy birthday to you. And both you and Emilee, just take care and be safe and well. Follow that which is light powered and good. Ahhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhh.
Cali's Belated Birthday
Tagged as "Birthday for Cali"[3]
| Cali's Belated Birthday | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 March 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing,  Homos
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| Shirt | The Classic 4.0
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Steve Couch's Birthday |
next Persona Roast |
Transcript
Mkay well we got an- This ones going out to for Cali from Ashley. So Cali I hear you're turning s- you've uh. Oh, your birthday was uh last month? So, you just turned 17. Well, it's belated, but still, [Chris begins singing] Happy happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. And ye of the yeeeeeeears 17 bells will chime. It gonna be a okay. Happy happy birthday to you. Tung Tung Tung Sahur. I got two phones. One for the trolls and one for my homes. I got two phones. One for the bullies and one for my friends. I got two phones. You think I need them? I'm talking about ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring. [Chris stops singing] And apparently, your sister Aubrey is a chud. Nyaaaaaa. Alright, take care, be safe and well. Follow that which is light powered and good. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhh.
Persona Roast
Tagged as "Roast for Alex"[4]
| Persona Roast | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 March 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing, Video Games
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| Shirt | The Classic 4.0
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Cali's Belated Birthday |
next Liam Anniversary |
Transcript
Okie dokie, well this one's uh going out to Alex and uh you like the game called Persona 4 and apparently your friends prefer 3 and 5. Just um, hmm. Well, I don't know about Persona 4, so I can't say I like it one way or the other, but just like you know, oh boy. Apparently Persona 4 not so popular now, is it? Hmmm, I don't know. Hehehehehh. And uh Adachi being best girl. What's up with that? Alright. Anyway, just take care and be safe and well. Go farrud with that. Go forward with that which is light powered and good. Ahhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhh.
Liam Anniversary
Tagged as "Other for Liam"[5]
| Liam Anniversary | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 March 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Persona Roast |
next AI Suck |
Transcript
Hehh okay, this one's going out to uh Liam so hm. It's what's uh just like um Morven is just uh wishing you a happy anniversary for uh just wishing you a happy friendiversary and uh Liam uh Morven wants you to know that uh he loves you very much. He loves you very much Liam, so that's very good. Both of you, take care and be safe and well. Follow that which is light powered and good. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhh.
AI Suck
Tagged as "Other for Devon"[6]
| AI Suck | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 March 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing,  Music
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Liam Anniversary |
next Matthew's Birthday |
Transcript
Okay well Devon that is quite the request. Well here you go. Just here you go. [plays AI generated music] [Chris begins singing]
This song I have written personally
The music was generated by AI
Yeah, AI is not so great
Real human artists will always win better because AI does not have the soul
LIKE WE ARTISTS DOOOOOO
YEEEAAAAHH
AI SUCK
AI SUCK
AI SOCK
[Chris turns off the music and stops singing]
There you go. I just gave a bunch of random prompts to make it as bad as possible. Okay. Hope you enjoyed that. Have a good day. And follow that which is light powered and good. Stay creative, alright? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhh.
Response
| Thank you for the song, Christine! I did ask her to write original music without AI which she doesn't seem to have done, but since the song itself had original lyrics and an anti-AI message, I'm not too bothered. The delivery was also incredibly speedy and the positive energy is appreciated. |
Matthew's Birthday
Tagged as "Birthday for Matthew"[7]
| Matthew's Birthday | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 March 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous AI Suck |
next Pep Talk for ALyssa |
Transcript
Ahh this one's going out to uh Matthew from your brother. I hear you're tur- Matthew I hear you're turning 25 next month. Happy birthday to you. [Chris begins singing] Happy happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. And ye of the yeeeeeeears 25 bells will chime. It gonna be a okay. Happy happy birthday, happy birthday to you. [Chris stops singing] And happy birthday to you, you old chud. Chud maaan. And you don't need to worry about anything in regards to the dimension merge. I mean, it's already happening. Everybody is being integrated in with it. And just it's gon- it's- there's nothing you need to worry about, okay? It will be okay, will be good for you and everybody. I promise. And hey, you're becoming a man. Good on you guy. Good on you. And just follow that which is light powered and good. You will be all right. Make your birthday wish count dude. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhh.
Pep Talk for ALyssa
Tagged as "Pep Talk for ALyssa"[8]
| Pep Talk for ALyssa | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 March 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing
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| Performance Style |  Comedy
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| Saga | Business
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Matthew's Birthday |
next Chris Talks About HarmonyCon |
Transcript
Hi ALys- ALyssa [dramatic glasses removal] so I hear you want a little pep talk. Well, you got it girl! You can do this! you can do this, girl! You got it! Yes, you've got it. You can do your best and everything. You do your best. Set your mind to it, you can do it. Alright? Yes you can! Yes, you! Also just for this, here's your pep talk. Pep pepep pep pep. Pep pep. Pepepep pep pepepep pep. Pep pep pep pep-pep. But yeah, do you. Don't take any judgement. You got this, as long as you follow that which is light powered and good, you've got this. And go forth with that guidance and pep talk. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhh.
Chris Talks About HarmonyCon
Tagged as "Other for Philip"[9]
| Chris Talks About HarmonyCon | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 March 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing,  Conventions
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| Performance Style | Reason,  Tragedy
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| Saga | Business
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Pep Talk for ALyssa |
next 20-25 March 2026 Cameo videos |
Transcript
Okay well this one's going out to Philip. Well just uh talking about the most interesting day of the year 2026 so far. Well, [clears throat] I guess I could say that the most interesting day I had so far was well, when I went to Texas and uh [stutters] went to- I went to HarmonyCon. Yes, I did go there. I mean um, as if this shirt wasn't in a bit of a tell. Hm. Yeah so its it was a good day I mean obviously as it's been made aware I did go as the as the white power ranger with all of the intentions and redemption arc meaning and behind it and everything. [clears throat] As I have made that very clear before but still it was nice being amidst the uh kind crowd again and then up to the uh well certain point. Excuse me I thought I brushed my hair earlier. Anyway um, but yeah, just also I'm going to go on a bit of a ramp. And Philip um feel free to share this around on your channel if you'd like. But, I have had actually a number of people that was like asking me "Hey Chris Chan, why don't you go to- are you going to go to another convention? Are you going to go another convention? Go to another convention?" Which obviously people would like to see me at a convention. So yes, there is that. but then oh boy do we have quite the uh what's the word I'm looking for? Well, the word will come to me in a little bit. Just essentially undeci- undecided person. Yeah this, this person's like you know "oh oh we see Chris Chan here. We are going to report them!" You guys want me at a convention?! You want me to enjoy the convention? I want to enjoy a convention so, perhaps, you know just don't especially considering I am literally working on myself to be a better person and I've just made pretty much perfectly clear in that recent Captain's Log video on YouTube. So there's that. Please take that into consideration IF I am to attend any conventions again. And if you are to find me there, every single one of you or any of you, if you think about uhh reporting me, well, I I can't- I can't stop you if you feel like you got uh some hate or distrust in me. But people, more people want me to conventions. And I want to be there too. I want to be able to enjoy the entire weekend. I want to feel safe. Alright? I know lots of people including you that may be thinking in response to this feel want to feel safe as well, but okay. Just didn't I make it very clear in in that video I uploaded recently? Just maybe take all that into consideration. If people want me at a convention and they want me to be there and enjoy the weekend. Maybe don't be oxymoronic or whatever the term is that I'm trying to think of. But anyway just that's my mini rant for right now. Alright? Anyway, as for that to uh Philip here and rest of everybody else around the world, just take care and be safe and well, and follow that which is light powered and good. Thank you. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhh. And then also yeah, I did bruise my toe that weekend. I had to put it on ice. Good thing I healed quickly enough and I feel better. But still, [makes quiet noise in agitation].
References
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/recipient/69bc2ebf7fbe7aa287278129
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/recipient/69bc2ee26c03fdcb99eb9579
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/recipient/69bc32d35b632f3bac04433d
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/recipient/69bc56265beed2f351f1d646
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/recipient/69bc5ff7363fc11df7a12809
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/recipient/69bc97d1a57f831f0278cc8a
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/recipient/69bc9e5fb62b35fab398b507
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/recipient/69bcae7e2445e2b55c7313a2
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/recipient/69bcc20790cd84bbff97bf41
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