Semen

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The closest Crystal will ever get to touching the Medallion of Fail.

Chris drinks it. When consumed by his sweetheart, it is referred to as comeuppance.

Chris also now refers to semen as "Navy" (Sea Men), yes I know it's shit.










Transcript

[21:08] [11:36:35 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: have you ever tasted your own semen
[21:08] [11:37:42 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: KEEP IT SECRET, but I actually have; I recycle my semen               
until I get together with my Sweetheart (you) for the first time.
[21:08] [11:38:10 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: ohhhh.. so that's why you do it in a cup
[21:08] [11:38:38 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: yes; after recycle, I rinse the cup and dispose of it.
[21:10] [11:40:03 AM] Sarah Cassandra McKenzie says: where did you come up with the idea of swallowing 
your own semen to recycle it after you cummed? Was it on a sex site or your own idea?
[21:10] [11:40:13 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: MY OWN IDEA.
[21:12] [11:41:23 AM] Christopher C.W.C. says: IMHO, it's often unsatisfying to me upon swallowing, 
because it's not being truly enjoyed by my Sweetheart.

Confirmation

Yes, he really does it...
Uh, no, I don't think so, uh, because I've done that [drinking semen after masturbating], it's called "recycling it." Yeah, so it's basically recycling so, like uh, so he doesn't necessarily lose it. I mean, 'cause you know, if you think of it as a waste if you banged it out and then you, uh and then you flushed it down the commode or leave it in the condom in the garbage can...Though personally, I've been getting sick of swallowing my own, so lately I've been disposing of them.
Chris, Mumble chat, 17 February 2009

On 16 April 2009, videos were leaked by Clyde Cash, originally intended for Ivy, of Chris consuming his semen with Fanta Orange soda. Stocks for Coca Cola, producer of Fanta, plummeted.

On 28 April 2009, Chris made a video where he admits publicly that he recycles his own semen.





Comeuppance

In the context of oral sex with his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart, Chris refers to semen as "comeuppance" as seen here:

Uh, it just feels so good, unngghh, and because me being a virgin, I would let you keep your mouth over my penis and then sooner than expected, I feel my comeuppance [emphasis added] and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop.
Chris, "My First Time"[1]

While Chris may think this is a clever, cute term for semen (such as pickles or duck in place for penis), it's disturbing considering that Webster's defines comeuppance as "a deserved rebuke or penalty" [2]. In a way, Chris may subconsciously (or perhaps consciously) believe that he is delivering a just dessert in forcing his sweetheart to swallow his semen.

Flavors

Chris has indicated that he would strive for flavored comeuppance so his sweetheart would savor the taste. In the sex tape audio, Chris says:

I would have eaten so much chocolate, that day beforehand, and it would taste so yummy to you, probably like white chocolate. You'd swallow that.
Chris [3]

In his chats with Julie, he revised his previous first time into making his comeuppance taste like strawberries.

Chris clarified that he believes consuming a certain food will make your semen taste like it - eat lots of chocolate, and it will taste like chocolate. Eat lots of strawberries, it will taste like strawberries, etc.

While certain fruits and vegetables can offset the bitter taste of semen [4], there seems to be no evidence indicating that eating a certain food will make it taste like that food.

Sauces

See also