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[[Image:BritneySpears.jpg|thumb|right| | [[Image:BritneySpears.jpg|thumb|right|Britney in costume as [[Officer Nasty]].]] | ||
'''Britney Spears''' is an American "singer", whore, and favorite "music star" of [[Christian Weston Chandler]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself]]</ref> Her personal levels of [[fail]] almost match his own | '''Britney Spears''' is an American "singer", whore, and favorite "music star" of [[Christian Weston Chandler]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself]]</ref> Her personal levels of [[fail]] almost match his own. Much like Chris, she has a tendency to make a complete jackass of herself by appearing in [[Nudes|unflattering photos]]. | ||
When playing a game of [[Pokémon]] with [[Lucas]], Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.<ref>Lucas in post 17272</ref> | When playing a game of [[Pokémon]] with [[Lucas]], Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.<ref>Lucas in post 17272</ref> | ||
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==Britney and Chris's sexuality== | ==Britney and Chris's sexuality== | ||
[[Image:Britneyspears-7130.jpg|thumb|left|And we see where he got the [[Lovely Weather|whale-tail idea...]]]] | [[Image:Britneyspears-7130.jpg|thumb|left|And we see where he got the [[Lovely Weather|whale-tail idea...]]]] | ||
It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of | It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|this video]]. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his "straightness" when he favorited several of her music videos on his YouTube account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with gay propaganda videos. (It is not confirmed if this really was Chris, but it probably was.) | ||
The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his Straightness is very ironic, as Britney Spears is a | The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his Straightness is very ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among [[Homos]], as proven by Chris Crocker. | ||
==Britney and Chris's past== | ==Britney and Chris's past== | ||
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. She was extremely popular in America during the '90s, when Chris was growing up, and so he might be fond of her "music" simply for the nostalgia factor — it reminds him of a time when his life was much happier. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and all girls back then loved Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "one of the girls". | |||
==Tributes== | ==Tributes== | ||
[[Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For the record, Britney's marriage only lasted 12 hours.|thumb]] | [[Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For the record, Britney's marriage only lasted 12 hours.|thumb]] | ||
*Chris performed a cover of Britney's popular 1999 hit "Crazy" called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]". In a similar fashion to "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]", it consists mostly of Chris whining about | *Chris performed a cover of Britney's popular 1999 hit "Crazy" called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]". In a similar fashion to "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]", it consists mostly of Chris whining about how he is a [[virgin with rage]], and girls won't go out with him because they are [[Boyfriend-free|already taken]]. | ||
*Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a "Crazy" ringtone. | *Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a "Crazy" ringtone. | ||
Revision as of 13:11, 14 March 2010
Britney Spears is an American "singer", whore, and favorite "music star" of Christian Weston Chandler.[1] Her personal levels of fail almost match his own. Much like Chris, she has a tendency to make a complete jackass of herself by appearing in unflattering photos.
When playing a game of Pokémon with Lucas, Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.[2]
After Sarah Nicole Hammer grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears,"[3] but only because she was blonde. Because we all know how good Chris is with facial recognition.
Britney and Chris's sexuality
It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in this video. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his "straightness" when he favorited several of her music videos on his YouTube account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with gay propaganda videos. (It is not confirmed if this really was Chris, but it probably was.)
The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his Straightness is very ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among Homos, as proven by Chris Crocker.
Britney and Chris's past
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. She was extremely popular in America during the '90s, when Chris was growing up, and so he might be fond of her "music" simply for the nostalgia factor — it reminds him of a time when his life was much happier. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and all girls back then loved Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "one of the girls".
Tributes
- Chris performed a cover of Britney's popular 1999 hit "Crazy" called "Feel So Lonesome". In a similar fashion to "So Need a Cute Girl", it consists mostly of Chris whining about how he is a virgin with rage, and girls won't go out with him because they are already taken.
- Near the end of the Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 video, Chris's cellphone rings with a "Crazy" ringtone.
- When it came time to do Round 3 of the SingStar Challenge, Chris chose to "sing" over her non-hit "Autumn Goodbye."
- He also played "Heaven on Earth," on his failure of what he considers "radio".
- In his ultimate, irrefutable proof that he is STRAIGHT (and completely \m/ metal \m/), Chris put a portrait of Britney on the wall, labeled simply "Oops!" (in reference to "Oops!... I Did It Again").
