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==Introduction== | ==Introduction== | ||
In the world of Chris-chan, new people are being | In the world of [[Chris-chan]], new people are being initiated to the horrors every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran Miscreant might be answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same question time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the common questions encountered. | ||
All the questions can | All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about everyone's favorite manchild. | ||
==Questions and Answers== | ==Questions and Answers== | ||
; Is Chris a troll? | |||
No, he | No. The documentation on his entire life is too elaborate. | ||
; Why doesn't he just get a fucking prostitute? | |||
He wants true and honest love. Prostitutes are expensive, and he wants a mothering companion. When prostitutes were sent to his house, Chris cried. | |||
; Does Chris drink or do drugs? | |||
No, he has consistently been against [[Tobacky|smoking]], drug-use, and [[Alcohol|drinking]]. | |||
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway? | |||
He likes kids games, and he won a [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes | Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles. | He likes kids games, and he won a [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes | Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles. | ||
; Is he a furry? | |||
Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one, however he admits to being turned on by Rosechu (not as much as a human female, natch), and has depicted himself as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] having sex with a furry version of his current [[sweetheart]] [[Ivy]]. | Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one, however he admits to being turned on by Rosechu (not as much as a human female, natch), and has depicted himself as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] having sex with a furry version of his current [[sweetheart]] [[Ivy]]. | ||
; Aren't the [[trolls|people]] who spend so much time dedicated to ruining his life worse than him? | |||
Yes. Yes they are. | Yes. Yes they are. | ||
; Well, it seems pretty sad to mock an [[autistic]] guy. | |||
Not a question, but we don't mock him because he's autistic. | Not a question, but we don't mock him because he's autistic. | ||
; Why then? | |||
Because he's a [[Niggos|racist]] [[Homos|homophobe]] who wastes your [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]]. | Because he's a [[Niggos|racist]] [[Homos|homophobe]] who wastes your [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]]. | ||
; I want to save him! | |||
[[Vivitheg|Better]] [[Clyde Cash|people]] [[Sarah May|than]] you have tried and accomplished nothing. See the [[white knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. You won't be able to do it regardless. | |||
; Is he really autistic? | |||
He was, at the very least, clinically diagnosed with [[autism| | He was, at the very least, clinically diagnosed with [[autism|high-functioning autism]]. However, he almost certainly makes the problem out to be worse than it is and would be able to function with no difficulty in real life if he so chooses. | ||
; Okay, I think I get the picture. Where can I learn more about this guy? | |||
Well, right here at [[CWCki|the fine wiki]] of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of email correspondence between the two]]. | Well, right here at [[CWCki|the fine wiki]] of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of email correspondence between the two]]. | ||
Revision as of 07:37, 8 May 2009
Introduction
In the world of Chris-chan, new people are being initiated to the horrors every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran Miscreant might be answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same question time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the common questions encountered.
All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about everyone's favorite manchild.
Questions and Answers
- Is Chris a troll?
No. The documentation on his entire life is too elaborate.
- Why doesn't he just get a fucking prostitute?
He wants true and honest love. Prostitutes are expensive, and he wants a mothering companion. When prostitutes were sent to his house, Chris cried.
- Does Chris drink or do drugs?
No, he has consistently been against smoking, drug-use, and drinking.
- What's the deal with Sonic, anyway?
He likes kids games, and he won a Sega contest that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles.
- Is he a furry?
Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one, however he admits to being turned on by Rosechu (not as much as a human female, natch), and has depicted himself as Chris-Chan Sonichu having sex with a furry version of his current sweetheart Ivy.
- Aren't the people who spend so much time dedicated to ruining his life worse than him?
Yes. Yes they are.
- Well, it seems pretty sad to mock an autistic guy.
Not a question, but we don't mock him because he's autistic.
- Why then?
Because he's a racist homophobe who wastes your tax money.
- I want to save him!
Better people than you have tried and accomplished nothing. See the white knight article for reasons for and against trying to save Chris. You won't be able to do it regardless.
- Is he really autistic?
He was, at the very least, clinically diagnosed with high-functioning autism. However, he almost certainly makes the problem out to be worse than it is and would be able to function with no difficulty in real life if he so chooses.
- Okay, I think I get the picture. Where can I learn more about this guy?
Well, right here at the fine wiki of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the Megan Saga and the release of email correspondence between the two.
Good night and good luck.
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