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On 18 [[June 2010]], Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan ([[YouTube]] name [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra|female support wear]], which he had apparently seen fit to write "[[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]]" on with permanent marker. | On 18 [[June 2010]], Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan ([[YouTube]] name [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. Yet, this is one of the very, very rare occasions he didn't wear his Pussy Deflector Medallion(Sonichu Medallion) in public, but his shirt and "Muscle" bra more than made up for the deflector. At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra|female support wear]], which he had apparently seen fit to write "[[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]]" on with permanent marker. | ||
Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love_Quest|old tricks]]. Like the [[Attraction_sign|attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this [[autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head. If you look closely, you can see a small [[bald]] spot emerging. | Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love_Quest|old tricks]]. Like the [[Attraction_sign|attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this [[autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head. If you look closely, you can see a small [[bald]] spot emerging. | ||
Revision as of 12:50, 20 June 2010
Fridays After Five is a large block party/concert that takes place in Charlottesville from spring until fall. Chris was video recorded there, enjoying real life for once.
Chris sighting
On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan (YouTube name 0ArchieBunker0) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy Vagina" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his PokéWalker. Yet, this is one of the very, very rare occasions he didn't wear his Pussy Deflector Medallion(Sonichu Medallion) in public, but his shirt and "Muscle" bra more than made up for the deflector. At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his flabby gut and female support wear, which he had apparently seen fit to write "WANT WOMAN!" on with permanent marker.
Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his old tricks. Like the attraction sign, Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this autistic man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head. If you look closely, you can see a small bald spot emerging.
Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential sweethearts, mostly severely underage, Chris spent his time at the event drawing flipnotes on his Nintendo DSi and trying to dance, with all the grace and skill of CWC Fighter.
It's unlikely Chris was aware he was being photographed, which makes the weird posing seen in many of the pictures even weirder, meaning this was his weird-assed way of trying to be normal. When Chris eventually realized (or it seemed so) he was being observed, suddenly he disappeared like Batman.
Gallery
The return of the King.
Fuck yeah! A gal-pal!
The gal pal's gone...
Oh! Potential new gal-pals!
Creepy...
...fucking...
...scene.
Eventually, an urgent need to
play some vidyaDRAW SOME SHIT prevails.
Chris enjoying the real world. Also, DAT ASSCRACK.
Chris has a deep conversation with an 8 year old.
A wide shot.
A close-up of Chris. Notice that he hasn't bothered to fully remove his shirt.
Chris showing off his muscular bosom.
LOOK AT THAT GUT GODDAMN
Chris trying to look sexy for Da Ladies.
Videos
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