Lego

Chris is just as fail in Lego form as any other.

Lego™ is a brand of plastic building block toys. They are noted for their durability and ease of use allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Chris has relied heavily on Lego to put his creations into reality. They were a staple gift during his childhood Christmas.

Chris Lego Brick creations

Panoramic vista of CWCville, in all its blocky glory

• Pixelated PS3 (also made with Pixelblocks)
• Model CWCville
• Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway
• "Heavy-duty case" to hold his Pokémon card decks, acknowledged by Chris as one of his most noteworthy inventions (also held together with tape)

Influences

Bionicle, a very successful line of sets based on the adventures of biomechanical beings each gifted with elemental powers, may have (along with Pokémon) influenced the creation of the Chaotic Combo.

启蒙 (Enlighten) Bricks Police Station set

One of these things is not like the other...

In one of Chris's birthday photos he is seen holding what appears to be a new Lego "6332-1 - Command Post Central". Upon further inspection it is apparent that is merely a rebranded 启蒙 Bricks "POLICE SERIES" set which is almost a direct clone of the original Lego set. Presumably the 启蒙 Bricks logo was altered by a third party and replaced with "LEGO bricks". Chris's parents probably bought it relatively cheap at a discount store that carries knock-off brands so it's not like they were shopping for a quality present for Chris in the first place. It should be noted that 启蒙 Bricks are much more fragile than Lego and are of generally much poorer quality than Lego sets are, something that probably went unnoticed by Chris, given how stupid he is.

Gallery

Gallery of Legos

Spyrius, fuck yeah! Christian's 14th birthday. Chris and his new Lego in 1996 Chris and his new Lego in 2005. Proof of pirated toy, look at the "Brick" font. Note that he is 23 in this photo.

A Lego gift to Cole Smithey, perhaps Chris's first band? A better view. A model of the Information Center from Lego Island. A rear view of the Information Center Further away view of Information Center. More than seven inches long! The pixelated PS3 of fail. Moar of the pixelated PS3. Pixelated PS3 and the Gitar. An earlier effort: The Lego Walkman Bionicle, the door's poster and figures in upper left corner. TIE Fighters zoom above a part of Lego CWCville CWCville: An overbuilt Hell-hole ruled by a man-child.

See also

• List of Chris's games
• Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway
• Pixelblocks