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'''Ongoing''': [[June 2019]] ([[June 2019 social media posts|social media]] • [[2019 Sales Listings#June|sales listings]]) • [[Sonichu 17]] • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
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*'''26 June''' - Chris '''[[MagiChan111448 tweets#Heart attack|claims he had a heart attack.]]''' Allegedly from his hospital bed, he breaks his 148-day [[Chris and art|artistic]] hiatus by '''[[Sonichu 17|uploading seven new Sonichu pages]]''', all of them about the Merge.
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*'''25 June''' - Chris removes his [[Twitter]] account from protected mode, opening it again '''[https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu for public view]''' and thus ending the [[Soft Exile]].
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*'''19 June''' - Chris goes to [[Chris and the law|court]] for another [[Chris and money|debt hearing]]. An '''[[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness account]]''' is posted, mentioning that Chris spent much of his time there acting like a child and [[autism|making goofy noises]], while [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] tried in vain to control him. The court rules in favor of the creditor, so '''[[Financhu Crisis#Outstanding debts|Chris owes $2,681.70 to Portfolio Recovery Associates]]'''.
*'''16 June''' - Chris commemorates his [[Bob Chandler|late father]] in a series of [[June 2019 social media posts#Father's Day memorial|'''Twitter posts''']], mixed in with pontificating on how [[Chris and religion|all religions are really his doomsday cult in different forms]], and how Bob changed his [[Robertchu|Sonichu form]] to be easier for Chris to draw.<br>Chris's '''[[eBay#Removal of Chris's eBay|eBay]]''' seller account is restricted, likely due to his [[Chris and business|poor performance]] and repeated failure to ship items. All of his [[2019 Sales Listings|listings]] were also removed. Three days later, Chris encourages his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|fans]] to donate to him directly in exchange for items, saying, "I don't need a listing for that."
*'''13 June''' - '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon|In a rant on Twitter]]''' and in the video '''[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]''', Chris proclaims that [[GodJesus|Christ himself]] is an OC of equal level to the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]], and is reaching out to churches and PokéStops to complete the Merge. He encourages followers to send kind thoughts to fictional characters in other dimensions. In between these retreats to his fantasyland, he '''[[2019 Sales Listings#June|begs for money]]'''. Also, Chris records '''[[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden!]]''', in which he doxxes himself yet again, complaining about getting mail labelled for [[PewDiePie]].
*'''12 June''' - Chris '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Claims To Be Employed Overseeing Dimensional Merge|tries to justify being unemployed]]''' by claiming he has a God-given job overseeing the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also makes a new post on [[Patreon]], for the first time in over 10 months, saying he was too distracted with the dimensional merge to deal with sending out books or producing content.
*'''31 May''' - Chris learns that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] had retired earlier in the month. His response is mixed, wishing her well while also complaining about her conduct back in [[2004]].


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''22 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]'''.
*'''15 April''' - Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#Still Doing the Comics|reveals a new page]]''' of ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]'' on Twitter.
*'''14 April''' - After over three weeks, Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#On Leaked Chats|returns to Twitter]]''' to complain over leaked chats.
*'''13 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian]]'''.
*'''5 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla]]'''.
*'''31 March''' - [[OfficialCWCmart]] starts selling '''[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonichu_Amiibo_HANDMADE_BY_CWC|official Sonichu "amiibos"]]'''.
*'''25 March'''
**Chris is '''[[Sightings (2024)#Target Parking Lot|spotted in a parking lot]]''' near Target in Lynchburg, VA.
**Chris accidentally '''[[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|presses the livestream button]]''' trying to record another song for the [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series. [[Honor roll|Twice]].
 
 
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''19 April''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Art request for Sockness lore|Art request for Sockness lore]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''11 April''' - [[Cults3D]] from [[January 2024]]
*'''31 March''' - [[BABSCon#2024|Chris's conversation with BABSCon staff]] from 8 [[March 2024]]
*'''11 March''' - [[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)|The Knights of CWC chats]] from [[July 2021]]
*'''4 March''' - [[Tinyhorse1942]] Twitter profile from [[March 2021]]
*'''8 February''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Genderbent Dimension|Genderbent Dimension]] from [[October 2020]]
*'''20 January''' - [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Possession Roleplay|Possession Roleplay]] from [[January 2020]]
 
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Revision as of 19:17, 22 April 2024

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
42
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
Current Updates


Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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