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'''Ongoing''': [[June 2019]], [[June 2019 social media posts]], [[C-197]], [[Dimensional Merge]], [[Financhu Crisis]], [[2019 Sales Listings]]
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*'''13 June''' - '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon|In a rant on Twitter]]''' and in the video '''[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]''', Chris proclaims that [[GodJesus|Christ himself]] is an OC of equal level to the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]], and is reaching out to churches and PokéStops to complete the Merge. He encourages followers to send kind thoughts to fictional characters in other dimensions. In between these retreats to his fantasyland, he '''[[2019 Sales Listings#June|begs for money]]'''. Also, Chris records '''[[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden!]]''', in which he doxxes himself yet again, complaining about getting mail labelled for [[PewDiePie]].
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
*'''12 June''' - Chris '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Claims To Be Employed Overseeing Dimensional Merge|tries to justify being unemployed]]''' by claiming he has a God-given job overseeing the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also makes a new post on [[Patreon]], for the first time in over 10 months, saying he was too distracted with the dimensional merge to deal with sending out books or producing content.
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*'''31 May''' - Chris learns that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] had retired earlier in the month. His response is mixed, wishing her well while also complaining about her conduct back in [[2004]].
*'''26 May''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] bail on Chris, posting that they had been swindled out of hundreds and treated as subhumans.
*'''25 May''' - Chris makes a ''long'' thread of tweets about his sleeping methods. He is also [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|interviewed]] by YouTuber Nick Robinson over his rumored discovery of Pappy Van Poodle, a character from ''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball''.
*'''24 May''' - Midland Funding [[:File:Court Record - 2018 Midland Funding Debt Case (Chris, GV18000451-01).png|files for garnishment]] against Chris after he failed to maintain payments on a $2,777.90 judgement from December 2018.
*'''21-22 May''' - Sets of Twitter DMs from the latest people trying to worm their way into Chris's life, [[Sarah and Steve]], are posted.


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''


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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''19 May''' - [[Son-Chu#Chevrolet Aveo|Chris's car]] is spotted parked at the '''[[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#House|Big Island house]]'''.
*'''12 May''' - Chris '''[[May 2024 social media posts#On "Unconsentual" Photos|tweets]]''' to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent.
*'''4 May''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom]]''', a song he was singing in both [[March 2024|March 24]] [[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|accidental streams]].
*'''26 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4]]'''.
*'''22 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]'''.
*'''15 April''' - Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#Still Doing the Comics|reveals a new page]]''' of ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]'' on Twitter.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''20 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2019)#Priorities|Priorities]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''19 May''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Conjuring Movies|Conjuring Movies]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''18 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#Christmas and Merge Talk|Christmas and Merge Talk]] from [[December 2020]]
*'''27 April''' - [[Catboy Ranch|Picture of Chris editing]] [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging#Part 3|Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3]] from [[January 2024]]
*'''19 April''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Art request for Sockness lore|Art request for Sockness lore]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''11 April''' - [[Cults3D]] from [[January 2024]]
 
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Latest revision as of 19:50, 20 May 2024

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
56
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info


Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.