Time Void
| “ | And when you gaze for a long time into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you | ” |
| Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil | ||
Also known as the Void of Time, Little PIG Blanket, or the Playstation Network.
Gotta go back in time
Christian, responding to his stresses and fanbase, planned to take time off and remove himself from the storyline of the Sonichu comic series.
Time Hogs
Enter Sonichu 7 - Two of the Sonichu Balls are activated during an adventure through the time stream which disrupts Magi-Chan's shield, and exiles Chris out-of-time. Sonichu and Magi-Chan realize Captain Clownshirt is missing, but don't have any significant solution to help him. Christian, meanwhile, attempts to sound sincere and empathetic (An impossibility) while whining in the Time Void.
Wait, haven't I seen this before?
A stripe shirted goldbricker taken out of the storyline? It sounds familiar because it is! This is essentially the same plot device as the Sailor_Moon villain's Mary Lee Walsh's Dark Mirror, and the fate of Crystal. The difference in this scenario is that, despite being stranded between time, Chris is able to deliver endless expository, dialog and has the ability to absorb the Sonichu balls (To an unknown result... Hell it's not like he has to collect a certain number of BAAWLS to save his fake twin Sister from.... aw forget it!)
The appearance of the Void also shares the design of the Dark Mirror hole: a solid marker color. The Time Void gets a little more page space, but that's expected to fit all the words coming out of our autistic warrior's TRUE and HONEST mouth.
Impact
Christian didn't quite leave the pages so quickly, and used a backseat role in the comics:
- He attacks 4_cent_garbage employees during the Elevator Gags of Sonichu 8
- Also appears through the power of GOD to seduce Ivy
Note that these are simply self-indulgent cameos for the author.
Chris is basically forgotten by the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon so that they can focus on sex, and dating. In addition, the fight sequences in Christian's absence no longer showcase the Jerkops. The presence of the Creator, however, is still conveyed even without an active role as he has his pussy whipped titular character ramble on with an incoherent bigoted screed in Episode 20.
BILLY MAYS Allison Amber acts as the Vice-Mayor, and carries out all of the mayoral duties of CWCVille while Christian is persona in absentia.
Return from the Void
Chris explains that he returned from the Different Dimension on August 8th, 2008[1] - but this doesn't make sense (SURPRISE!) since it would mean he has been back in CWCVille, as mayor, for at least a year. It was previously hinted that CWC would be returning for the end of "first season", and is featured as Chris-Chan Sonichu in the preview for Issue 10.
The question remains, "So, how does he escape the Time Void?". Well, there is certainly no shortage in the vehicles for Resolution:
- The Chaos Emeralds
- Sonichu Balls
- The will of GOD JESUS Himself
- Leonard Bearstein and his Bear Band
- A Time Warp that may open at any random time in the future (As noted by Magi-Chan. Gee, really precise there, chief.)
- Christian JUST SHOWS UP with new powers/CWC-isms and NEVER speaks of the Time Void AGAIN
Let us await the bard's masterstroke.