User:Foobar

NOTE: At this point, Chris is maintaining a cover story that his sex partner is simply an older woman.

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Jesus Christ. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "soul partner".

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Magi-Chan. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "wife".

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

Health disclosure: This article contains in-depth discussion of Chris's physical and/or mental health. This page is not to be construed as a substitute for medical advice or a professional diagnosis. All diagnoses are either taken from outside documentation or based on amateur analysis.

Gender disclosure: This person currently identifies as transgender. Pronoun usage on this page may or may not reflect biological sex and/or gender identity.

Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris. Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)

Draft This comic is currently in-progress and/or online in draft form only. Pages may be uncolored or missing.

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

PROTIP: "Foobar" is a liar and a fraud.

The Idea Guys were here. Chris was brainwashed into believing that Ted Bundy is a Sonichu.

This article is rated M for Honest Content It may contain content deemed not suitable for work. Reader discretion is advised.

Note on Context: This article is missing context, and therefore cannot be evaluated in full.

Note on Credibility: Foobar has been deemed to be an unreliable narrator. Bear this in mind, and use healthy skepticism when taking statements from the subject being discussed.

Note on Misinformation: This article previously included information that was primarily speculative or incorrect. This is being fixed. For more information see here.

Note on Sockpuppets: Foobar has been known to use sockpuppet accounts. Since it is difficult to discern their sock accounts, it is best to avoid speculating an account belongs to Foobar unless fully verified.

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It has been...

6,023

days since the madness began.

Actual Bio

Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs. Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail. I'm Foobar and this is my userpage. I work in the Jail Saga and do transcriptions. Credits Jail Call - 1 November 2021 (90% of the transcription. First few paragraphs by Ivandevon who doesn't have a userpage) Jail Letter - 4 January 2022 (Transcription of the first 5 pages) Jail Letter - 11 January 2022 (Complete transcription and scans. Page set up by PsychoNerd054 who also wrote the trivia. Barb the Magician photo by Ghoti_Mayo/Borb) Other Wikis The Cutting Room Floor LSDWiki (Not publicly available)

Central Virginia Regional Jail neither censored nor inspected this item therefore, Central Virginia Regional Jail does not assume responsibility for its contents.