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==Identity of the Man==
==Identity of the Man==
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Much like the Magical Man, theories persist on who the masked man is. Suspected identities range from [[Copitz]], to the [[Magical Man]], to even [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]].
Much like the Magical Man, theories persist on who the masked man is. Suspected identities range from [[Copitz]], to the [[Magical Man]], to [[The Captain]].


==Video==
==Video==

Revision as of 13:30, 7 April 2019

On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of someone to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. Donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, the neo-Magical Man recites a poem written by Chris. The subject matter is Reginald Chandler relaying a message from his sister on the state of the Dimensional Merge.

Identity of the Man

Much like the Magical Man, theories persist on who the masked man is. Suspected identities range from Copitz, to the Magical Man, to The Captain.

Video

Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future
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Transcript

Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.

We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.

Chris: Just keep reading.

[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]

Masked Man: I am that supplement(?) to a lesser extent.

[Camera backs away.]

Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.

There is one other. Crystal.

[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]

And I am her brother.

[Camera backs away]

There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.

There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...

[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]

...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly Sharpies.

See Also

Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes Chris's videos