Difference between revisions of "Future message from Crystal W Chandler"
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'''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart. | '''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart. | ||
We are all about to take part in a [[Dimensional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent | We are all about to take part in a [[Dimensional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the [[Stress|torment and discontent]]. | ||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Just keep reading. | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Just keep reading. | ||
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[''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.''] | [''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.''] | ||
'''Masked Man''': I am that supplement | '''Masked Man''': I am that supplement to a lesser extent. | ||
[''Camera backs away.''] | [''Camera backs away.''] | ||
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There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my [[shadow]]: a lovely combo. | There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my [[shadow]]: a lovely combo. | ||
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden | There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden good old Babylonian weeping willow below the [[Chris's homes|Jim Crow plateau]]. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, [[God]] bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all... | ||
[''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.''] | [''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.''] | ||
Revision as of 17:13, 13 April 2019
On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of someone to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. Donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, the neo-Magical Man recites a poem written by Chris. The subject matter is Reginald Chandler relaying a message from his sister on the state of the Dimensional Merge.
Identity of the Man
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Much like the Magical Man, theories persist on who the masked man is. Suspected identities range from Copitz, to the Magical Man, to The Captain.
Video
| Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 3 April 2019 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy  Reason  Comedy
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| Saga |  Merge
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes | |
Transcript
Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.
Chris: Just keep reading.
[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]
Masked Man: I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
[Camera backs away.]
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]
And I am her brother.
[Camera backs away]
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden good old Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly Sharpies.
See Also
| ⇐ Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes | Chris's videos | ⇒ |