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== Flipnote Hatena return ==
== Flipnote Hatena return ==
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And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
* Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)
* Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)


Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:37 25, July 2010
Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:37 25, July 2010
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== CWCki captioning side project ==
== CWCki captioning side project ==


There's a lot of talented people on the CWCki and since not a lot is going on with Chris, we can use this time to really do something terrific. One thing I think we can work on is assisting our sister project, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] with captioning. I was able to make one for [[MEOW]] and it turned out fine.
There's a lot of talented people on the CWCki and since not a lot is going on with Chris, we can use this time to really do something terrific. One thing I think we can work on is assisting our sister project, [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]] with captioning. I was able to make one for [[MEOW]] and it turned out fine.


Captioning videos isn't too difficult, I used [http://accessify.com/tools-and-wizards/accessibility-tools/easy-youtube-caption-creator/ this] though I hear [http://captiontube.appspot.com/ this] is a good resource as well. You can use CWCki transcripts for the captions and otherwise it's not too difficult.
Captioning videos isn't too difficult, I used [http://accessify.com/tools-and-wizards/accessibility-tools/easy-youtube-caption-creator/ this] though I hear [http://captiontube.appspot.com/ this] is a good resource as well. You can use CWCki transcripts for the captions and otherwise it's not too difficult.
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Keep doing a good job on the site, I am so sad to see ED is down... Hoping that site also comes back.
Keep doing a good job on the site, I am so sad to see ED is down... Hoping that site also comes back.


[[User:Raku|Raku]] 14:26, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
[[User:Raku|Raku]] 14:27, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
 
== ED is gone ==
 
*ED has folded. The owners sold the site and ran like hell. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 22:35, 16 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
** Hi Slowpoke!--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:24, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
*Oh, since you are so ahead of the curve, you have updated the ED page on the site and the like right? Otherwise, fuck off. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 14:40, 18 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
:*That's like a 5-year-olds response. Everyone fucking knows that ED is gone, and no one has to edit the ED article like a stupid motherfucker to prove that they know it. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 15:03, 18 April 2011 (PDT)
*Actually, we did edit the article to replace the links a couple days ago. The articles are pretty current. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:12, 18 April 2011 (PDT)
 
== Bob is dead? ==
 
>Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me
 
>My father's passing has been too great for me[http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm](linked from [[Adult_Swim_posts]])
 
What? [[User:GunLowEgg|GunLowEgg]] 14:56, 25 April 2011 (PDT)
 
:I remember seeing that over a year ago. It was hacked way back. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:11, 25 April 2011 (PDT)
 
:Not the real Chris. Seriously... --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:14, 25 April 2011 (PDT)
::>> :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again.
:::Made me think it was real [[User:GunLowEgg|GunLowEgg]] 07:01, 26 April 2011 (PDT)
 
== Annoucning the CWCki Forums ==
 
Because I'm tired of fuckers using talk pages as forums, which clogs up recent changes and takes away time I could be improving the CWCki, I've created a forum for the CWCki [http://cwcki.yuku.com/ here]. Hopefully this will be a bit more civilized than the Offshore CWCki. Pretty much you can go nuts talking about Chris, I don't care, just keep it off the CWCki. By all mean post suggestions for boards you'd like to see and anything else on the CWCki Forums forum. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 11 May 2011 (PDT)
 
== Chris Chan on Christian Message Board ==
 
[http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=64266 The Landover Baptist Church Forum]
 
Obvious Fake. Way to coherent to be Chris --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:01, 14 July 2011 (PDT)
:No duh. Landover Baptist is a fake Christian website. It's to religious fundamentalism as The Onion is to journalism. Why would someone try to pretend to be Chris there? Did they confuse Landover Baptist Church with Westboro Baptist Church? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:57, 14 July 2011 (PDT)
 
== Facebook back up? ==
 
[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114]
 
Looks like he put this back up after the small down time. -- [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 12:43, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
 
*I saw this yesterday, I tried to friend him, but he still hasn't accepted. It could be him, because it's simple and not Screaming Christian Weston Chandler and sonichu. If it is him, it needs to be investigated slowly and carefully, no "Hey are you really Chris-Chan, JULAY!, Sonichu!,"  and we can't all friend him at the same time or he'll get suspicious and check CWCki, and we can't jump the gun and post he has a new facebook, this is his longest dry spell by one month. So basically lurk and keep quiet. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
**I agree...if you use his email address, this one comes up. The odds of that happening and it not being Chris is crazy. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:08, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
***So theres a strong chance its him, so we need to be very gentle, he's fragile. We might not want to talk about it on Cwcki, maybe move it to the Cwcki forums, but inconspicuously. Lets not fuck this up like the last one. Please, DO NOT post this on the front page or he will find out. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:31, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
**** If you don't want it found out, it's probably best to delete this then. Let the professionals handle Chris, just sit back and
watch the show... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:00, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
***** I agree, maybe this should be deleted for now (this section at least). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:21, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
*On second thought I typed CWCSonichu@aol.com and a different CWC account came up [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1477162034], but it wasn't the same one I found yesterday and Westbound posted. So both should be checked out. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:07, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
 
== Recent CWC Sighting ==
 
I saw CWC about 3:45pm Today at Chesterfield Towne Center here in Richmond, VA.  It's more like Midlothian, VA.  CWC was walking around in his blue & red stripe shirt, he had earrings and his hair was all over the place. He also had a bag from Pink.  I was kinda dumbfounded because WTF is he doing here in Richmond.  I called out to him and he was scared shitless because he thought I was going to rob him or something because I'm a fat black kid wearing all black.  He asked me if I knew him and I said no and I felt really stupid for calling him out and not taking a picture first.  He just said "Ummmm OK I don't know you and you better leave me alone"  and he walks off into the Gamestop.  I left that mall super quick because I knew he would try and call the cops on me for saying that I was harassing him or some shit.  He scared the shit out of me when I first saw him because I totally didn't expect to see him in Chesterfield County.  I guess him and his mom moved back to Chesterfield since their house is a shit hole.  I know everyone is going to say pics or it didn't happen but yeah I'm a dumbass for not taking a picture first before call him or something.  I had my phone in my hand but it was just a huge WTF moment.  [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 14:08, 28 December 2011 (PST)
:If Chris really has moved to Chesterfield then this probably wont be the last time he goes to that area. Keep hanging around that place for a while to see if you can find him again and snap a photo. Wear different clothing so he doesn't immediately recognize you. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 15:03, 28 December 2011 (PST)
::No need for him to change his clothing - Chris's facial recognition skills are so bad (see the Blanca saga for example) that the original poster has nothing to worry about (presuming he really saw Chris and isn't lying for the sake of attention). - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 17:07, 28 December 2011 (PST)
:::Too much conjecture for me, and you are 100% correct, we are all going to say pics or it didn't happen. {{unsigned|Slimz}}
 
== Do we have enough content to create a "Public Sightings" page? ==
 
It seems like a good idea.  There's pretty much no activity coming from Chris these past few months and there must be some public sighting pics or videos we could compile while we wait for his return. [[User:Price fister|Price fister]] 13:01, 24 February 2012 (PST)PriceFister
 
== The CWCki Christmas Message ==
 
Hey everyone,
 
I know I'm not on here as often as I like, mostly because I'm busy with the [[CWCki Forums|forums]] and for that I think quality of the CWCki has diminished because of that. Though in honestly, most, if not all of the staff are no longer active on here either. So I decided that we need new blood as an admin.
 
As a result, I've made [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] new admin and bureaucrat. He's one of the few people I know who has taken an active interest in improving the CWCki and he's active on the forums as well which may help bridge the gap between the two. Don't view this so much as me stepping down, but rather I'm going to step away a bit.
 
I will remain admin and I will still exercise my powers, but I will allow Alan to take over day to day issues on here. You're absolutely welcome to still ask me for help about editing or for me to rule in on something but you're more than welcome to ask Alan as well as I feel he is competent enough to be an admin.
 
I and the rest of the staff wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and I hope [[2014]], which will mark the 5 year anniversary of the founding of the CWCki, will be a wonderful one.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:20, 25 December 2013 (PST)
 
== Sweetheart Alert ==
 
Not much to be said about this, but, yeah. Here's the page in case you're new: [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]].
--[[User:Beelzepup|Beelzepup]] 11:28, 17 October 2014 (CST)
 
== SSB4 DLC Character : Guess who did Christian pick. ==
 
Well, as you may have guessed, Christian wants YOU to make Sonichu into a playable character for Super Smash Bros. 4 from the ground up, and it can be seen as yet another attempt at getting a Sonichu game. --[[User:GiggityGuy|GiggityGuy]] ([[User talk:GiggityGuy|talk]]) 16:48, 10 May 2015 (UTC)-- (UTC)<br/>
https://www.facebook.com/167832525915/photos/a.447204945915.244245.167832525915/10152703066105916/?type=1&theater
 
== 7th May Hearings ==
 
Hi everybody, does anyone have any news about the 7th of May hearings ? --[[User:GiggityGuy|GiggityGuy]] ([[User talk:GiggityGuy|talk]]) 16:51, 10 May 2015 (UTC)

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Flipnote Hatena return

So... how many days hours minutes before he's banned? --SeventhBase 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Well, they've been up for almost 12 hours now. He must have flown under the mod's radar. That's going to change since we're now aware of this development. --Xanabit 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- Lunachu 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

  • Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. Chris_Pickles 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)

Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. Chris_Pickles 01:37 25, July 2010

SakuraBlossom is posting again. Apparently she had the watery maze dream too. --Ronichu 06:38, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Any chance of a link to her channel? This sounds interesting. -- Lunachu 07:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Thanks. -- Lunachu 15:58, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Hey guys. Delabonte here. I don't want to have to be the one to point out the obvious but you all have Autism so here goes. How about you not report Chris this time? Haven't you realised that getting him banned from one of his few outlets is completely retarded? I know you think you're achieving something, but you are achieving the wrong thing. Think about it carefully. What was funnier, when he was making these cartoons or when he vanished and did nothing? --Delabonte 12:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the sorely-needed message (and the protip), but I fear it may be too late as some have already taken the initiative to rat him out. Even without the dumbasses prematurely ending our fun, I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Chris gets HIMSELF in trouble with the mods. In the meantime, let's see if he catches a hold of a certain cherry flower who wants to be his heartsweet. --SeventhBase 14:09, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
  • As far as we know, he hasn't responded to Sakura aside from in email. Still, it's important he not find out, or he could discover the woman who had the watery maze dream too... That would be a disaster. Also, I do agree; quit reporting him. It's funnier if/when he gets banned because of his own actions. --Ronichu 15:08, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Anybody who reports Chris is a moron. Also, this means he bought another DSi. And that's just sad.--Beat 15:21, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Update: Flipnotes previously reported to be taken down are (surprise) back up again. Oh Chris. (Hopefully this time around the trolltards won't do any reporting.) --SeventhBase 01:53, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

New tweets

Yeah. Chris has tweeted yet again, promoting his Sonichu Modnation crap and asking for ‘5-Star Votes’. No mention of Flipnote or anything related, though.--Hiiro 08:02, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

Where is Chris?

It seems like he has been pretty inactive lately. There have been no new updates since July 26th. I wonder what he is doing. What is he up to? Any thoughts? -Interested bystander 08/10/2010

  • Chris is playing ModNation Racers. He has been for quite a while. Nothing will happen for some time. Same thing happened when he got LBP. Also, you don't have to type your name out and stuff. Just put 4 tildes (~) after your message and it will sign your post for you. Freecell 22:35, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

This quiet spell is killing me, someone go fire a petrol bomb through his house, get some reaction.. anything! If i lived within 3 hours of him, swear to god i'd be there everyday with my camera staking him out. --Bentduck 04:47, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

  • Heh. The thing is... doing stuff that would make anyone RAEG (or at least, respond with huge amounts of emotion and anger) isn't really what's funny. The funny thing is doing something really minor that wouldn't phase anyone else, or would even amuse them, then watching him explode with disproportionate tard rage. There's also this tiny, niggling doubt in the back of my mind that... unless it actually hit Chris's room, or his car, or his parents raged at him for it (therefore inconveniencing him), he honestly wouldn't care. He'd just call it 'sad' or something. Chris really only cares about himself. --Ronichu 04:59, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Maybe Chris is still getting into stupid shit, but we're not seeing it. Maybe he was already banned from FAF for being a creep. We can't know at this point, but the possibility that we're missing out on some heavy shit is pretty frustrating. --SeventhBase 02:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

For some reason I am really interested in the whole Chris saga. I find him to be a pretty interesting person. I wish I lived near him so I could actually see him in action or actually talk to him. I tried adding him on facebook but apparently he never checks his facebook anymore. Interested bystander 12:54, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I swear this whole 2 year saga is like the best thing on the internet, but even so a lot of it has been dominated by quite spells. Then he'll release a new episode and in a whirlwind of shit and comeuppance he'll find his new sweetheart (I.E. any girl who dares to even acknowledge his existence, besides his mother.). Until then we just got be patient. Open the udder 15:34, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

Not a forum crackdown

Given recent events, I'm starting to get pissed about people who are using CWCki as a forum. Next person to do any of the follow (list not inclusive): posting trolling plans, posting personal comments on videos (like commenting how stupid Chris is), or pretty much anything that is not pertaining to improvement of the article will result in temporary bans. If you have any questions about this, feel free to contact me. --Champthom 14:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

  • champ, despite you being the most cwcki leader of all cwcki things, to be honest, you're not doing a very good job of enforcing this. you SHOULD call it a forum crackdown. you should call it Crackdown: The End of All Things: The Movie Clydec 18:29, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

He has returned

Dry spell officially over? --SeventhBase 06:05, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

  • That has still yet to be seen, but it appears so... I would, however, expect more video's soon in the immediate future given how much Chris has obsessed over his 10 year high-school reunion. When he finds out it isn't going to happen or he wasn't invited, there will definitely be some more videos (either of him crying about how the Greene County School board conspired to keep him out of the reunion, or raging against the school itself for not inviting him). Keep your eyes peeled, this high school reunion whining has the potential to become a saga in itself --SargentPickles 06:10, 27 August 2010

if not the reunion this "trollbusters" alone could be another ego trip worth laughing atMr.moose 09:26, 27 August 2010

Death of the Beloved PS3

I don't understand why Chris destroyed his PS3... isn't formating the drive mean he just deleted all the data on the hard drive? I mean I realize he had a ton of shit on there but, now he has to buy a new one when he couldve just started from scratch with his old one... Anyone mind elaborating on this?Open the udder 01:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

This is either a gross overreaction to losing his hard drive (most of the content on which could easily be replaced, such as comics, songs, and purchased content.) or a somewhat extreme attempt at regaining a social life. It actually reminds me of when I was a kid and I lost one of my Pokemon due to a trading glitch and came to the retarded conclusion that I should just wipe my entire save file. --T K 19 12:10, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
who knows. my guess is that he will probably buy another one eventually with his tugboat
What about the rumors that he was trying to collect a bounty from trolls. Abyssal 22:37, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
Rumors and nothing more. --SeventhBase 06:01, 1 September 2010 (PDT)

Speaking of unsubstantiated rumors, I also heard that Chris's PSN is active again. Can anyone confirm? --SeventhBase 06:32, 1 September 2010 (PDT)

Chris spotted at Fashion Square...Again.

The guy who made the FAF vids posted this.

Any thoughts? --EdtheHedgehog1894 17:13, 31 August 2010 (EST)

He looks almost normal. Interesting... -Captainhowdy 14:26, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
Same orange shirt from this weekend's second video. I wonder if he's giving up on the trucker vest. Kind of disappointing, really, in the plain old slacks and a t-shirt he just looks like a garden-variety fat dude. Dkaien 14:27, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
Chris is seriously not aging well. The more normal he dresses, the more obvious his poor health becomes. What I see is a mass of orange filth, and from that mass, four scrawny, sickly limbs have sprouted. --BreadGod 15:09, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
Maybe it's 'cos I live in the South. Take him out of the clown shirt and Chris isn't all that unusual down here. Dkaien 16:14, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

The way he's sitting suggests he's "spreading his plumage" just like his Captain Morgan pose with the muscle bra at FAF. He still fucking believes he's the apex of masculinity and women will flock to him if he makes himself visible. Of course, the only thing he's showcasing sitting like that is his gut and man boobs.

Should we add this to the Attraction Sign page? Same concept, Chris is just getting more and more implicit about it. --Xanabit 14:38, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

He's not becoming more implicit, he's just becoming more lazy about it. Back in 2005, he actually put a tiny degree of effort into his attraction methods. Now he's not even trying anymore. --BreadGod 15:02, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
There is no attraction sign in that video. Chris is just lusting after the chick while he sits slumped in the seat, at the height of his glory. --CaptainCanuck 20:46, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

Jerkops wanted

I'm looking for a few new jerkops.

Prereqs:

1) must not be a fag (homosexuals alright, I mean people who are just stupid). 2) must obsessively or at least semi-obsessively monitor the CWCki 3) must have a spine. 4) you must have been editing the CWCki for a while (in other words, I recognize your name).

Being a jerkop will not get you any special privileges. You will not get privy information about Chris. You will not get to troll Chris. You will probably not get any honor or glory. You will however get a userbox.

Contact info on my userpage.--Champthom 17:58, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

ME ME ME ME ME ME Clydec 18:00, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
  • No. Everyone else contact me privately.--Champthom 18:01, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

Chris mentioned on Atop the Fourth Wall

Linkara mentioned Sonichu and Chris in his latest video "15 Comics I'll Never Review", under the entry regarding webcomics. The Embodiment of the Internet showed up and forced him to review Sonichu, but then settled for a Sonic comic.

The episode in question: http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html -- TobyMobias 22:13, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

I watched it earlier today and I lol'd hard when he mentioned it. --BreadGod 23:28, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

Any news on Chris' High School Reunion

Hello everyone, I'm mostly a lurker but ever since I found out about this site I couldn't help myself and dig deeper into Mr. Chandler's mind. Chris has been hell bent on trying to go to his high school reunion, hoping to meet his old gal-pals. I've been trying to find anything about Manchester High School on the internet, hoping to find anything about anyone planning a 10 year reunion. From alumniclass.com to facebook, looks like no one is planning anything or seems to care about their high school reunion. I found this on alumniclass.com, but it looks like a troll made this. [1] I'm going to try and keep digging but I doubt anyone cares about this high school reunion. ShinGokuIAM 07:55, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Laser Pointer Shit

This post is six months old but it hasn't been mentioned here so I thought it might be worth crossposting.

"I have witnessed Chris Chan in the flesh and he's kind of a running joke at work. He would shine his laser pointer at a woman I worked with in order to get her attention, I guess because she fit his physical criteria, except that she was not boyfriend-free." -Komet, Something Awful Forums

V3N0M1300 19:56, 10 December 2010 (PST)

Is this the end?

We haven't heard anything from Chris since November. Unless we somehow find a way to troll him through the PSN, could this be the end of the trolling as we know it? Tyranogre 22:11, 14 January 2011 (PST)

Chris will always come back to the internet. Once he realizes nobody will ever love him in real life, he'll come back to the internet, thus allowing us to troll him. I'm pretty sure he'll go back to being stupid(er). Although he probably won't put effort into a sweetheart. PedoforkBait 16:40, 10 January 2011 (PST)

Want to see Chris in public

Head out to the fashion square mall on a saturday between 3-4. Being the autistic creature of habit he is, he always shows up, with Bob. CFA 16:00, 23 January 2011 (PST)CFA

CWCki captioning side project

There's a lot of talented people on the CWCki and since not a lot is going on with Chris, we can use this time to really do something terrific. One thing I think we can work on is assisting our sister project, TheCWCvilleLibrary with captioning. I was able to make one for MEOW and it turned out fine.

Captioning videos isn't too difficult, I used this though I hear this is a good resource as well. You can use CWCki transcripts for the captions and otherwise it's not too difficult.

Helping out with this means that the hearing impaired can now experience the fail that is Chris, in addition to people who want to watch Chris's videos without hearing Chris's voice. This can also lead to translating Chris's videos into other languages.

Participation means getting your name mention in the video description and you'll get a pretty cool user box (TBD). The more you contribute, the cooler user boxes you'll get.

Send your captions (upload them to MediaFire or some site like that) and message them to Abuelita on TheCWCvilleLibrary. Be sure you mention your CWCki name so you can get credit and so I can get you a sweet ass userbox.

I plan on contributing myself, so by all means participate.--Champthom 22:41, 7 February 2011 (PST)

  • Just to bring it to your attention, both of those links are the same. Freecell 10:28, 8 February 2011 (PST)
  • NUH-UH.--Champthom 10:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
  • I started doing the Chris's DVD videos (just to follow the channel's order), I could translate them to Spanish too.Cesare 15:03, 8 February 2011 (PST)
    • I should probably say that I did the JenkinsJinkies application video and Hello Juffalo/Downs with the Clowns, just so that nobody else does them a second time. Should we have a separate page cataloging which videos have been done by who? Freecell 15:07, 8 February 2011 (PST)
  • I wasn't sure if we should make this a separate CWCki project but it might be handy. Post which videos you plan on working on here. If you can translate Chris's into Spanish, that'd be great Cesare.--Champthom 15:37, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Inside the Pickle Suit is canceled

Due to lack of interest by relevant parties, the project is canceled. The interview with Ivy will still go on (as we've already paid the seance and the deposit was non-refundable). If you wanna bitch, go to IRC and bitch to the people who opted out. --Champthom 15:52, 9 February 2011 (PST)

  • Though to be fair, the issue of in-character versus out of character discussion, essentially trolls breaking the fourth wall in the theatrics of Chris would be a difficult issue to reconcile .--Champthom 18:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)

I don't blame them if they don't want to do it. There's no pressure, and I respect the people behind the scenes too much for them to risk giving away personal details or revelations that could end up backfiring on them. Lord knows no one needs to give Chris anything of value(however small), better to be safe than sorry. I say let sleeping dogs lye. --Chris_Pickles 05:29 10, February 2011 (EST)

Agreed. --EdtheHedgehog1894 08:12, 10 February 2011 (PST)


NeverOnHexBox

I'm sure some of you might have seen this already, I was surprised it wasn't on the CWCki, but Chris is back on under a new Youtube Channel. Here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu75tzrwLAU, you just have to see it for yourself. I swear, the internet and video games are Chris' Heroin and Cocaine. --Chris_Pickles 01:49, 14 February 2011 (EST)

  • That's not Chris, that's just someone posting videos of his levels. --KHSilverRock 23:02, 13 February 2011 (PST)
  • Either way, it counts as being back in my books. --Chris_Pickles 02:16, 13 February 2011 (EST)

Back on MySpace?

Chris's MySpace showed a recent login on 26 February 2011. Some notable edits show that he's now even more picky when it comes to his courtship expectations: "You must be pretty, single, and willing to meet me and my papa at Casa De Chandler with[in] two days of first contact." He also seems to be taking a different view towards jerks: "I am also open to friendships with Guys; for many years I shunned men because of how they treated me but now I am cool with being friends with them."

Now this may be a troll and not him, but if it is him, is this something worth noting on Da Update or something? Maybe note the changes on the page about his MySpace? BrianBash 03:24, 26 February 2011 (PST)

Well, we should look a little further into this before jumping to conclusions. It's pretty easy to hack a Myspace account, and if it's one owned by Chris, then it's even easier to take. Not only that, his Myspace has been inactive for a pretty long time. The message sounds like something Chris would say, but this can be imitated as we know.

This is the first time since he left that there's been any sort of major signs from him on the internet, if he is trying to get back into his internet crawl spaces, he's certainly trying to be a little more discreet about it, and posting this as an update on the CWCki might scare him away if he see's it(since he checks the CWCki), so perhaps a little causion is needed. I'll check this out though. --Chris_Pickles 02:31, 28, February 2011 (EST)

It's a decent impression if it's not him. Eamoo 09:46, 28 February 2011 (PST)

  • It's not Chris, I'll tell you that much. --Champthom 10:42, 28 February 2011 (PST)

I can not believe I missed this all until earlier this week...

So it wasn't until a youtube partner known as BLACKbusterCritic posted a video on him that I learned of CWC's existence... It's so funny that I was able to live in ignorance for so long... Anyway, I am so upset that I missed this all because there is so much information out there, and I want to learn it all.

I hope Chris comes back, I need some more humor in my life.

Keep doing a good job on the site, I am so sad to see ED is down... Hoping that site also comes back.

Raku 14:27, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

ED is gone

  • ED has folded. The owners sold the site and ran like hell. CFA 22:35, 16 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
    • Hi Slowpoke!--MoarLurk 23:24, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
  • Oh, since you are so ahead of the curve, you have updated the ED page on the site and the like right? Otherwise, fuck off. CFA 14:40, 18 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
  • That's like a 5-year-olds response. Everyone fucking knows that ED is gone, and no one has to edit the ED article like a stupid motherfucker to prove that they know it. --NeoShadow 15:03, 18 April 2011 (PDT)
  • Actually, we did edit the article to replace the links a couple days ago. The articles are pretty current. Freecell (t/c) 15:12, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

Bob is dead?

>Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me

>My father's passing has been too great for me[2](linked from Adult_Swim_posts)

What? GunLowEgg 14:56, 25 April 2011 (PDT)

I remember seeing that over a year ago. It was hacked way back. Freecell (t/c) 15:11, 25 April 2011 (PDT)
Not the real Chris. Seriously... --Ronichu 23:14, 25 April 2011 (PDT)
>> :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again.
Made me think it was real GunLowEgg 07:01, 26 April 2011 (PDT)

Annoucning the CWCki Forums

Because I'm tired of fuckers using talk pages as forums, which clogs up recent changes and takes away time I could be improving the CWCki, I've created a forum for the CWCki here. Hopefully this will be a bit more civilized than the Offshore CWCki. Pretty much you can go nuts talking about Chris, I don't care, just keep it off the CWCki. By all mean post suggestions for boards you'd like to see and anything else on the CWCki Forums forum. --Champthom 05:22, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

Chris Chan on Christian Message Board

The Landover Baptist Church Forum

Obvious Fake. Way to coherent to be Chris --SargentPickles 13:01, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

No duh. Landover Baptist is a fake Christian website. It's to religious fundamentalism as The Onion is to journalism. Why would someone try to pretend to be Chris there? Did they confuse Landover Baptist Church with Westboro Baptist Church? --Xanabit 13:57, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

Facebook back up?

[3]

Looks like he put this back up after the small down time. -- Westbound 12:43, 19 July 2011 (PDT)

  • I saw this yesterday, I tried to friend him, but he still hasn't accepted. It could be him, because it's simple and not Screaming Christian Weston Chandler and sonichu. If it is him, it needs to be investigated slowly and carefully, no "Hey are you really Chris-Chan, JULAY!, Sonichu!," and we can't all friend him at the same time or he'll get suspicious and check CWCki, and we can't jump the gun and post he has a new facebook, this is his longest dry spell by one month. So basically lurk and keep quiet. Theiselybros 13:17, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
    • I agree...if you use his email address, this one comes up. The odds of that happening and it not being Chris is crazy. --4Macie 16:08, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
      • So theres a strong chance its him, so we need to be very gentle, he's fragile. We might not want to talk about it on Cwcki, maybe move it to the Cwcki forums, but inconspicuously. Lets not fuck this up like the last one. Please, DO NOT post this on the front page or he will find out. Theiselybros 19:31, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
        • If you don't want it found out, it's probably best to delete this then. Let the professionals handle Chris, just sit back and

watch the show... --SargentPickles 20:00, 19 July 2011 (PDT)

          • I agree, maybe this should be deleted for now (this section at least). --4Macie 20:21, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
  • On second thought I typed CWCSonichu@aol.com and a different CWC account came up [4], but it wasn't the same one I found yesterday and Westbound posted. So both should be checked out. Theiselybros 20:07, 19 July 2011 (PDT)

Recent CWC Sighting

I saw CWC about 3:45pm Today at Chesterfield Towne Center here in Richmond, VA. It's more like Midlothian, VA. CWC was walking around in his blue & red stripe shirt, he had earrings and his hair was all over the place. He also had a bag from Pink. I was kinda dumbfounded because WTF is he doing here in Richmond. I called out to him and he was scared shitless because he thought I was going to rob him or something because I'm a fat black kid wearing all black. He asked me if I knew him and I said no and I felt really stupid for calling him out and not taking a picture first. He just said "Ummmm OK I don't know you and you better leave me alone" and he walks off into the Gamestop. I left that mall super quick because I knew he would try and call the cops on me for saying that I was harassing him or some shit. He scared the shit out of me when I first saw him because I totally didn't expect to see him in Chesterfield County. I guess him and his mom moved back to Chesterfield since their house is a shit hole. I know everyone is going to say pics or it didn't happen but yeah I'm a dumbass for not taking a picture first before call him or something. I had my phone in my hand but it was just a huge WTF moment. ShinGokuIAM 14:08, 28 December 2011 (PST)

If Chris really has moved to Chesterfield then this probably wont be the last time he goes to that area. Keep hanging around that place for a while to see if you can find him again and snap a photo. Wear different clothing so he doesn't immediately recognize you. --T K 19 15:03, 28 December 2011 (PST)
No need for him to change his clothing - Chris's facial recognition skills are so bad (see the Blanca saga for example) that the original poster has nothing to worry about (presuming he really saw Chris and isn't lying for the sake of attention). - NegaCWC 17:07, 28 December 2011 (PST)
Too much conjecture for me, and you are 100% correct, we are all going to say pics or it didn't happen. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Slimz (talkcontribs)

Do we have enough content to create a "Public Sightings" page?

It seems like a good idea. There's pretty much no activity coming from Chris these past few months and there must be some public sighting pics or videos we could compile while we wait for his return. Price fister 13:01, 24 February 2012 (PST)PriceFister

The CWCki Christmas Message

Hey everyone,

I know I'm not on here as often as I like, mostly because I'm busy with the forums and for that I think quality of the CWCki has diminished because of that. Though in honestly, most, if not all of the staff are no longer active on here either. So I decided that we need new blood as an admin.

As a result, I've made Alan Pardew new admin and bureaucrat. He's one of the few people I know who has taken an active interest in improving the CWCki and he's active on the forums as well which may help bridge the gap between the two. Don't view this so much as me stepping down, but rather I'm going to step away a bit.

I will remain admin and I will still exercise my powers, but I will allow Alan to take over day to day issues on here. You're absolutely welcome to still ask me for help about editing or for me to rule in on something but you're more than welcome to ask Alan as well as I feel he is competent enough to be an admin.

I and the rest of the staff wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and I hope 2014, which will mark the 5 year anniversary of the founding of the CWCki, will be a wonderful one.--Champthom 02:20, 25 December 2013 (PST)

Sweetheart Alert

Not much to be said about this, but, yeah. Here's the page in case you're new: 2014 Anonymous Sweetheart. --Beelzepup 11:28, 17 October 2014 (CST)

SSB4 DLC Character : Guess who did Christian pick.

Well, as you may have guessed, Christian wants YOU to make Sonichu into a playable character for Super Smash Bros. 4 from the ground up, and it can be seen as yet another attempt at getting a Sonichu game. --GiggityGuy (talk) 16:48, 10 May 2015 (UTC)-- (UTC)
https://www.facebook.com/167832525915/photos/a.447204945915.244245.167832525915/10152703066105916/?type=1&theater

7th May Hearings

Hi everybody, does anyone have any news about the 7th of May hearings ? --GiggityGuy (talk) 16:51, 10 May 2015 (UTC)