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*31 [[May 2009|May]]: Chris's [[Facebook]] account is hacked by [[The Miscreants]], revealing lulzy correspondences with local women and some Facebook notes. Chris's main profile is defaced with his [[butt garments]] image.
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*30 [[May 2009|May]]: Chris posts [http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/m4w/1197485944.html an ad] on [[:Image:Cwc_on_craigslist.jpg|Craigslist]]. It has since been flagged for [[niggos|racism]].
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*29 [[May 2009|May]]: Chris [[:Image:Happybday.jpg|comments]] on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA4qj3hpQFc some weeaboo's video], thinking it was made for him.
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*22 [[May 2009|May]]: The [[Miscreants]] website announces the untimely death of [[Clyde Cash]].
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*22 [[May 2009|May]]: Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|announces]] that he won't be drawing comics or making videos for a while, so if his fans are bored they can hunt down the [[trolls]] for him, especially [[Clyde Cash]].
  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
*20 [[May 2009|May]]: After a two week absence [[Chris]] returns to let us know that [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎]].  
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*15 [[May 2009|May]]: Videos addressed to [[Ivy]] have been removed from Chris's CChanSonichu [[YouTube]] account. This leads to [[Clyde Cash]] finally confirming that Ivy and Chris are through.
*15 [[May 2009|May]]: [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] is hacked.  Again.
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*14 [[May 2009|May]]: Chris (or someone posing as him) [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#May 2009|posts a message]] on the talk page of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] article, stating he has learned the truth about [[Ivy]].
*12 [[May 2009|May]]: Chris's [[I Got A Fish]] and [[For My Sweetest Ivy]] videos are featured and discussed on the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN.
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
*12 [[May 2009|May]]: The [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"#The Comic|wedding comic]] and several erotic drawings are leaked.
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*5 [[May 2009|May]]: Chris's memorable video [[ECV_00095]] is linked to from [http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161 Fark], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created [[Sonichu]].
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''11 November''' - Chris '''[[Cwclight#NEW Official Rosechu Medallion, Handmade by CWC|announces]]''' a Rosechu medallion for sale.
*'''9 November''' - After a few days of posting on social media site [[Bluesky]], Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Bluesky|announces]]''' on [[Twitter]] that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk.
*'''6 November''' - [[OfficialCWCmart]] is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of '''[[Chaos Crystal Control]]''', "Portal Workings" from the '''[[2021 Lost Commissions]]''', and "I Had Returned Home" from '''[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]]'''.
* '''5 November''' - Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#I voted|casts his vote]]''' in the 2024 election, then records a '''[[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024|livestream]]''' reacting to the results.
* '''4 November'''
**Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Crime reminder|implies]]''' that his [[Kamala Harris]] signs had either been defaced or stolen.
**Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Election stream announcement|announces]]''' a livestream for 5 November on the election results.
* '''2 November''' - Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris|posts]]''' more [[Kamala Harris]] drawings to [[Twitter]].
*'''1 November'''
**Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]]'''
**Chris '''[[Sightings_(2024)#Wendy's|is spotted]]''' at a Wendy's drive thru in Lynchburg.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''11 November''' - [[The Place chats (August 2020)#Role-play coping|Role-play coping]] from [[August 2020]]
*'''4 October''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Night Star, personality tests|Night Star, personality tests]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''27 August''' - [[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness|Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]] from [[February 2021]]
*'''13 August''' - [[Jail Art (reverse side)#Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004|Poorly-redacted Paperwork]] from [[May 2022]]
*'''25 June''' - [[Null DMs#Questioning Chris|Questioning Chris]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]


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Latest revision as of 17:47, 11 November 2024

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It is currently November 2024. It has been...
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day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.