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== How I discovered Chris == | |||
It was 2011. I was a 8 year old ADHD boy, with a lot to live for. Coming from a seaside town, activities such as fishing were popular, and people like I were always into videos of such. So one day, I scrolled down a bit further, and that's when I heard him- | |||
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:"I got a fish! | |||
:Would ya like to make a wish? | |||
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:I got a fish! | |||
:Would ya like to make a wish? | |||
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:I got a ''fiiiiiiiiish!''" | |||
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I had been blessed by his appearance, and from then on my life changed. Observing this lolcow actually corrected the wrongs in my ways, and without Chris I may not even be here at this moment. | |||
== Interesting discoveries == | == Interesting discoveries == | ||
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*If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's 12 days per year and 97% loyalty | *If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's 12 days per year and 97% loyalty | ||
== In progress == | == Originally created/In progress == | ||
*[[Pokemon GO]] | *[[Pokemon GO]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Chris's Last Will and Testament]] | ||
== Sandbox(s) == | == Sandbox(s) == | ||
[[User:Esteemed hams/sandbox|SandBoxUn]] | [[User:Esteemed hams/sandbox|SandBoxUn]] | ||
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How I discovered Chris
It was 2011. I was a 8 year old ADHD boy, with a lot to live for. Coming from a seaside town, activities such as fishing were popular, and people like I were always into videos of such. So one day, I scrolled down a bit further, and that's when I heard him-
- "I got a fish!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
- I got a fish!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
- I got a fiiiiiiiiish!"
I had been blessed by his appearance, and from then on my life changed. Observing this lolcow actually corrected the wrongs in my ways, and without Chris I may not even be here at this moment.
Interesting discoveries
- Chris-chan's I Got A Fish in 2011. I was 8
- 50% of the security cameras in my school are fake
- My city is home to one of the shittiest musical acts in history, Tame Impala
- I am a woman-stealing JERK
- Chris can't play yu-gi-oh
- If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's 12 days per year and 97% loyalty