User:BlueChan

“	Christian is a video game player and artist. He is hungry for love, because he does not have a girlfriend. He is also the mayor of the city of Cwcville.	”
Chris's Animal Crossing card

“	My name's Inos... Wha' chu up to?... I am eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this dige, mon?	”
Inos

“	Christian Weston Chandler has The power of LOVE and can Fart!	”
[this super power generator]

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Vivian Gee This user applauds Vivian Gee for actually making something funny out of Sonichu.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

The Simpsons Fan This user is a fan of The Simpsons and wishes Chris would take down that Marge poster.

Scampers This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3

Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.