Happy Birthday, Jonathan

Happy Birthday, Jonathan is a video Chris made on the 11th of June, 2016. In the video, Chris congratulates Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish. After that, Chris ends the video with a second "Happy birthday!" Chris believes it to be another performance worth $50, even though it failed to meet the meager promise of a minute-long video.

According to a Kiwi Farms user named Vanillacone, who had bought the performance for a friend's birthday, Chris failed to spell the recipient's name (Johnathon) right. Regardless, Vanillacone claimed to be satisfied with the video, saying it was "money well spent."

Video

Happy Birthday, Jonathan
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Stardate	11 June 2016
Subject Matter	Handouts Handouts
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Saga	Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	White Tank Top White Tank Top
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Transcript

Hello Jonathan, this is Christine Chandler, wishing you a happy birthday! Well, at least I hope I have not missed your birthday, if I did, happy bit late birthday. Hope you had good day, or hope your having a good day, so... I don't know, umm.. [Starts singing unintelligible noises] doo doo doo, ah here ya go a happy singy song! I don't know I just [Starts wiggling his tongue, making a booloo sound.] Today! Weee! Have fun! Happy birthday!!

Sources

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Via Etsy: Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia | Happy Birthday Tom | Happy Birthday, Martin. | Happy Birthday, Jonathan Via text: July 2016 | August 2016 | September 2016 | October 2016 | November 2016 Allegedly unpaid: Rainbows, Unicorns, and a Bluebird of Happiness | Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"