User:DarkWestern

DarkWestern
Information
Name	DarkWestern
Also known as	LightWestern
Date of Birth	19 November 1984 (age 39)
Gender	Male
Nationality	American
Race	White
Occupations	Mediocre YouTuber Corporate Security Specialist
Alignment	Chaotic Neutral

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

Desi This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3

CWCki Jerkop This user is a Jerkop on CWCki who bans vandals from this region.

About DarkWestern

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

DW on YouTube and DW on Twitter

DarkWestern's ties to 4Chan can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

Chris Chan and DarkWestern

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled "Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga" which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

“	Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!	”
DarkWestern

The unboxing video!

This Variant autographed photo does not appear to have has made it into the CWCki, and is not listed under the Autographed Photos page has recently been added to the Autographed Photos page

Sprung Article Quest

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article. DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding Sprung. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of Nintendo Power Magazine, and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

Update 5/9/2019

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on eBay contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

Update 5/14/2019

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. Sonichu's News Dash Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it. Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

Update 5/22/2019 END

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on Random Page all day at his security guard post.

Fun Facts

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the Shojo Beat article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how autistic such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.

DarkWestern proved that Chris does read his Twitter replies.