User:KingClark

I'm just somebody who happened to learn about Chris's antics after her heyday in the late 2000s and finds her life to be simultaneously fascinating, humorous, and heartbreaking. I used to contribute to the CWCki in the early 2010s and lost interest, but watching Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History got me back into learning more about the Christory and editing here.

Anyway, have a bunch of somewhat-relevant userboxes.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.