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'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]]{{•}} [[Dimensional Merge]]
'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]]{{•}} [[Dimensional Merge]]
*'''30 July''' - A [[welfare check]] is conducted over the '''[[incest]]''' allegations. An emergency protective order is issued forbidding Chris from contacting his mother and from being at [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler house]] until 5 August. In the wake of the scandal, Chris trends on Twitter, and  [[Everfree Northwest]] bans him from attending its upcoming convention.
*'''30 July''' - A [[welfare check]] is conducted over the '''[[incest]]''' allegations. An emergency protective order is issued forbidding Chris from contacting his mother and from being at [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler house]] until 5 August. In the wake of the scandal, Chris trends on Twitter, and  [[Everfree Northwest]] bans him from attending its upcoming convention.
*'''29 July''' - Audio leaks of Chris allegedly '''[[Incest|admitting to having sexual intercourse with Barb]]''' since 27 June 2021.
*'''29 July''' - Audio leaks of Chris allegedly '''[[Incest|admitting to having sexual intercourse with his mother]]''' since 27 June 2021.
*'''27 July''' - Chris records '''[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|a video]]''' angrily demanding Hasbro cancel its ''[[My Little Pony]]'' reboot. As the video footage revealed several punched-in holes in the wall, Chris was asked about the damage, '''[[Discord#Punched wall|to which he replied]]''' that it was from past attempts to break into his fantasy dimension.
*'''27 July''' - Chris records '''[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|a video]]''' angrily demanding Hasbro cancel its ''[[My Little Pony]]'' reboot. As the video footage revealed several punched-in holes in the wall, Chris was asked about the damage, '''[[Discord#Punched wall|to which he replied]]''' that it was from past attempts to break into his fantasy dimension.
*'''22 July''' - Chris '''[[July 2021 social media posts#Please update the CWCki|releases]]''' an official lyric sheet for his old song "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]".
*'''22 July''' - Chris '''[[July 2021 social media posts#Please update the CWCki|releases]]''' an official lyric sheet for his old song "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]".

Revision as of 03:50, 31 July 2021

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It is currently November 2024.

Ongoing: Debt • Dimensional Merge

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb, as far as we know, is not dead; her latest activity was 1,217 days ago.

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.