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The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "The Miscreants") is a secret society dedicated to keeping [[autistic]] [[Christian Weston Chandler|man-children]] from getting [[love quest|laid]]. While online wars have been waged, recently [[Pickles | Men in Pickles Suit]] have been deployed to ruin [[Chris]] in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date [http://www.youtube.com/browse?ytsession=FoxhZ0-gdeHgJ3NP65CufsV38mv8mKjw7rmFNE_q6OZSyB6HwLy_bzERPsi6drsOoOdMf8tZbwXsRn3a5fhSO8uLqq-QPzxMwEmi1QhjO_JLkGoXfH8tujwxKOJ_YDNBpf7Ls03eL8SPGUHerPvbAV-Og5JqN1dbeeQIFDCl3ylsIj1Yy3T1TKzOHKO4EpfywKtqf3n4KjdrNJM-PJ42yYQgz0x9Kv9NRsz0BQOeyjlbs-N97IAEBeBS2DoVA2oWzN52FlCqlBUrPR0RIf0wpQ], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy.
The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "The Miscreants") is a secret society dedicated to keeping [[autistic]] [[Christian Weston Chandler|man-children]] from getting [[love quest|laid]]. While online wars have been waged, recently [[Pickles | Men in Pickle Suits]] have been deployed to ruin [[Chris]] in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date [http://www.youtube.com/browse?ytsession=FoxhZ0-gdeHgJ3NP65CufsV38mv8mKjw7rmFNE_q6OZSyB6HwLy_bzERPsi6drsOoOdMf8tZbwXsRn3a5fhSO8uLqq-QPzxMwEmi1QhjO_JLkGoXfH8tujwxKOJ_YDNBpf7Ls03eL8SPGUHerPvbAV-Og5JqN1dbeeQIFDCl3ylsIj1Yy3T1TKzOHKO4EpfywKtqf3n4KjdrNJM-PJ42yYQgz0x9Kv9NRsz0BQOeyjlbs-N97IAEBeBS2DoVA2oWzN52FlCqlBUrPR0RIf0wpQ], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. [[Clyde Cash]] was the original leader of The Miscreants, but after his untimely death, [[Vivian Gee]] became his successor via a poll on their website.


On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in [[Mumble]] and informed him of their plan. [[Chris]] understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several [[Secret Weapon | "HA-HA, I got you!" ]] videos were made, all with false information. Lately, [[Chris]] has resorted to [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009 | babbling incoherently]] to deal with these [[Trolls | internet bullies]].
On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in [[Mumble]] and informed him of their plan. [[Chris]] understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several [[Secret Weapon | "HA-HA, I got you!" ]] videos were made, all with false information. Lately, [[Chris]] has resorted to [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009 | babbling incoherently]] to deal with these [[Trolls | internet bullies]].

Revision as of 20:53, 28 May 2009

Ya'll making me nervous right now!
Chris on The Miscreants
The Miscreants logo

The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "The Miscreants") is a secret society dedicated to keeping autistic man-children from getting laid. While online wars have been waged, recently Men in Pickle Suits have been deployed to ruin Chris in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date [1], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. Clyde Cash was the original leader of The Miscreants, but after his untimely death, Vivian Gee became his successor via a poll on their website.

On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in Mumble and informed him of their plan. Chris understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several "HA-HA, I got you!" videos were made, all with false information. Lately, Chris has resorted to babbling incoherently to deal with these internet bullies.

Because of a lucrative promotional deal with Nintendo, the Miscreants were briefly known as the Mewscreants in April 2009.

Known Agents of The Miscreants

The Miscreants is an ancient order dating over a thousand years. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Christian's ancestor Geoffrey Weston the Feebled Minded notes that he has been fooled by the "Man donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."

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