John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue

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“	Featuring....HEWLY ANIMATED SCENES	”
Back cover

You would play as the guy on the right.

John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue is another one of Chris's shitty game ideas.

John Schroeder

John is Megan's brother whom Chris originally thought was her boyfriend. Not much is known about John, other than that he is overweight, shares similar interests with his sister and seemingly has an epicanthic fold, making him appear to be retarded. This would explain why Megan was able to put up with Chris's bullshit for so long. However, emails seem to imply that John is of regular intelligence. Like Megan, his current whereabouts are unknown.

John's Custom Gundam

In an obvious bid for some Sailor Soldier China, Chris thought he'd ingratiate himself with Megan by casting her brother in one of his crappy games. This one manages to work in elements from his Sonichu comic series and the mecha animu franchise Mobile Suit Gundam. Not much is known about the game, like the rest of Chris's ideas, beyond the mock cover. Interestingly, this piece (according to the "copyright" data) was produced sometime in 2008, which suggests that it pre-dates the drama over Megan's discovery of ShecameforCWC.jpg but was created long after Megan told Chris that he was creeping her out by casting her in his comics.

The most notable aspect of this game is that someone other than Chris or Sonichu is the protagonist. Instead, it's John Schroeder, Megan's brother. The picture states that John is to pilot a custom-built Gundam (made from Lego or Pixelblocks, perhaps) to rescue Megan from Mary Lee Walsh and her "overgrown army", the Jerkops, Dr. Eggman, and some random units from the original anime series antagonists, the Principality of Zeon (most likely Zaku spam).

The title of the game is slightly odd, considering the back cover states it's John who's rescuing the sister; nothing indicates that John would have sisterly tendencies. Or, one could just assume this kind of weird linguistic slip-ups are to be expected.

The reverse side of the box makes reference to several "features":

• Hi-Res 3D Graphics!
• HEWLY animated scenes!
• Earn the right to play Chris-chan's Side of The Story! (because Chris refuses to create a game where he isn't featured)
• Help John Schroeder be a darn good Big Brother!

It is also set to feature Chris and Megan's voices (an unlikely prospect now, given the events surrounding ShecameforCWC.jpg).

It is more than likely that Chris copied most of this off from the cover to the PS2 game Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo, which is part of his game collection, but it's currently unknown at this time.

The game's cover indicates that it is rated T for Teen, suggesting that does not feature the same kind of HONEST content as Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles.

The item number on the box is 8675309, referencing the song by Tommy Tutone and showing once again that Chris can't go for five seconds without ripping something off.

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See also:

• Megan

Megan Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Megan Schroeder John Schroeder Sailor Megtune Megagi La Skunk Christopher	Megan Emails, 2005-2006 Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007 Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007 Megan Emails, 2008	eBay loot ShecameforCWC.JPG John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue Megan Shrine
Coinciding Sagas: Stackhouse, GAMePLACe, ED