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'''II.''' A "heavy-duty case", "built from [[Lego]]s and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pok'emon]] (sic) Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such".
'''II.''' A "heavy-duty case", "built from [[Lego]]s and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pok'emon]] (sic) Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such".


'''III.''' The [[Dating Education|Dating Education Class]]. (Which don't exist, so he didn't really invent them.)
'''III.''' The [[Dating Education|Dating Education Class]]. (Which don't exist, so he didn't really invent them.  And even then, a terrible idea.)


==Other Inventions==
==Other Inventions==

Revision as of 20:41, 4 February 2010

Another famous inventor who had a mental disorder and died a virgin. Here the similarities end.
"Necessity is the mother of invention", and I have invented quite a few crafts that have served me well.
Chris's reply to "Leonardo da Vinci", CWCipedia Mailbag.

As the readers of this wiki may already know, Christian Weston Chandler is truly a Renaissance man. He draws comics, makes videos, performs songs, models sculptures out of clay, provides voices for the Official Videobooks, etc. etc. But, being the only son of the outstanding inventor Bob Chandler, the man who designed controls for plastic water container molding machines (without which Chris would have no cup to drink his navy from), our hero just couldn't suppress his natural talent to invention. And thus, Christian Weston Chandler added being an inventor extraordinaire to his long list of "accomPLISHments".

Better than Leonardo da Vinci

In November 2009, Chris received an e-mail from a fan roleplaying as Leonardo da Vinci, one of the great artists with whom Chris has compared himself in the past (managing to forget the great Italian's name and misspell his surname). Leo ironically stated that he considers Chris his "artistic equal", and asked if the autistic geinus has a similar knack to making inventions, for which Leonardo himself was famous. Being the egotistical and vain person he is, and not wanting even Leonardo da Vinci to excel him in any field, Chris was quick to assure Mr.Da Vinci in his Mailbag reply that he is, indeed, an inventor as well, and proceeded to list three of the most outstanding of his inventions.

The Three Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler

I. The "One set of Inventions" including:

II. A "heavy-duty case", "built from Legos and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ Pok'emon (sic) Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such".

III. The Dating Education Class. (Which don't exist, so he didn't really invent them. And even then, a terrible idea.)

Other Inventions

See also