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===Coffee Anyone?=== | ===Coffee Anyone?=== | ||
[[Bob Chandler]] usually enjoys coffee and breakfast in this [[Obesity|fast-food]] joint most days of the week. Sadly, on some of these occasions, he and other [[Merried Seinor Comic|seinor]] citizens who have been enjoying their early bird specials for years are harassed by a few of the snooty employees. | |||
One of | One of these employees, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time [[Manajerks]] who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Even with the recent Twilight [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|sweepstakes]], one or two of these folks who have enjoyed the Medium Icees for a single dollar and nine cents during their limited-time promotion and received the [[Fapcup|cups]] with the game pieces on them, Amanda recently decided that "One Dollar is TOO LITTLE for a Piece of the Sweepstakes Action." | ||
Amanda also | Amanda is also more kind and friendly to [[Niggos|black customers]]. [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Uncle Ruckus]] would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect. All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her [[china]] in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them. | ||
===Amanda=== | ===Amanda=== | ||
Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). She is also assumed to be | Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). She is also assumed to be married. [[GodJesus]] have mercy on whoever has to put up with that woman. | ||
===More Coffee Goodness=== | ===More Coffee Goodness=== | ||
[[Chris|Chrissy]] has reportedly been sighted there, but no photographs have been taken of him actually in the restaurant, aside from the one above. | |||
Photographic evidence should be sent to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with [[china]] and/or [[pickle|pickles]]! | Photographic evidence should be sent to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with [[china]] and/or [[pickle|pickles]]! | ||
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Coffee Anyone?
Bob Chandler usually enjoys coffee and breakfast in this fast-food joint most days of the week. Sadly, on some of these occasions, he and other seinor citizens who have been enjoying their early bird specials for years are harassed by a few of the snooty employees.
One of these employees, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time Manajerks who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Even with the recent Twilight sweepstakes, one or two of these folks who have enjoyed the Medium Icees for a single dollar and nine cents during their limited-time promotion and received the cups with the game pieces on them, Amanda recently decided that "One Dollar is TOO LITTLE for a Piece of the Sweepstakes Action."
Amanda is also more kind and friendly to black customers. Uncle Ruckus would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect. All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her china in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them.
Amanda
Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). She is also assumed to be married. GodJesus have mercy on whoever has to put up with that woman.
More Coffee Goodness
Chrissy has reportedly been sighted there, but no photographs have been taken of him actually in the restaurant, aside from the one above.
Photographic evidence should be sent to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with china and/or pickles!