Sonichu 6

The seventh issue of Christian's Sonichu comic book.

Features

Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"

A tribute to Chris's recently deceased dog, Patti. In this story, instead of dying, Patti becomes Patti-Chan, an anthropomorphic dog who lives in CWCville.

Since Sonichu #5 ended with a cliffhanger, this story is set between Episodes 12 and 13 of that issue.

Episode 14: "Evil is Afoot!"

Continuing from Episode 13's cliffhanger, Mary Lee Walsh continues to gloat over her imprisonment of Crystal in the dark mirror. Patti-Chan and Darkbind Sonichu arrive to steal the mirror away from Walsh. Distracted, Walsh is easily defeated by Sailor Megtune, and is forced to retreat.

The heroes return to Christian's mayoral office, where Christian and Magi-Chan work on ways to retrieve Crystal from the mirror. While they wait for da update, the others discuss various subjects of no particular relevance.

Magi-Chan announces that the only hope to save Crystal are the seven Sonichu Balls, of which they only currently possess one. However, the attractive properties of the balls cause Magi-Chan to realize that Darkbind is hiding two more balls, and that he also needs all seven to save Zelina Rosechu.

Coincidentally, CWCville Shopping Center is broken into that day by Black Sonichu and Reldnahc Ha-Taque to steal a Sonichu Ball kept in the local jewelry store. Christian sends Sonichu and Magi-Chan to attack, but they are easily thwarted. Redlnahc traps Christian and himself inside a magical dome, where he reveals he is Chris's openly homosexual evil twin Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. At the same time, Sonichu and Magi-Chan interrogate Blachu and learn that he has been abused by his master, and take pity on him.

Christian and Reldnahc, as Chris-Chan Sonichu and Reldnahc Ha-Taque, begin a pitched battle, racing across CWCville at high speeds, proving to be evenly matched. Christian, as ever, attempts to fight dirty, but his kick to Reldnahc's groin is met only by Reldnahc's powerful cup.

Reldnahc finally gains the upper hand, blasting Chris into the gym of Manchester High School, incapacitating him. But, before Reldnahc can deliver the final blow using his Sonichu Ball, a basketball strikes Reldnahc, causing his head to hit the bleaches, knocking him out. Christian awakes to learn that Bionic the Hedgehog saved him from certain doom, and that Reldnahc is in a coma.

Bionic gives Chris the Sonichu Ball Reldnahc stole, and uses this opportunity to ask Christian to create a girlfriend for him. Christian apologizes for the oversight and offers to let Megagi be Bionic's girlfriend. Christian then segues into a lengthy plug for his forthcoming DVD.

Ten weeks later (presumably after several of the events in Sonichu 7), Reldnahc awakens in the hospital, with a white-hot hatred for Bionic....

Links

• Sonichu #6

• Episode 12.5 Comic Audibook
• Episode 14 Comic Audiobook Part 1 Audiobook Part 2