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Rosechu's story of course involves her helpless ass getting kidnapped. Who saw that coming? | Rosechu's story of course involves her helpless ass getting kidnapped. Who saw that coming? | ||
''First, we, uh, see her makin' her trek down to the, uh, shop-- down to the shopping mall, and she-- and then, uh, we-- uh… As she g-- we follow her as she, uh, picks up the-- uh, multiple number of items she, uh, wants and needs, like, uh, [ | ''First, we, uh, see her makin' her trek down to the, uh, shop-- down to the shopping mall, and she-- and then, uh, we-- uh… As she g-- we follow her as she, uh, picks up the-- uh, multiple number of items she, uh, wants and needs, like, uh, [switches to a disturbing falsetto] “Ooh! Look at that ring! That ring's so pretty!” [switches back to normal voice] Yeah. And then, eventually, she will get kidnapped, and that will be where it will tie into the beginning of Sonichu's story.'' | ||
The [[Chaotic Combo]] will each have their own story as well, with [[ | The [[Chaotic Combo]] will each have their own story as well, with [[Bubbles]]'s being set in the water, [[Magi-Chan]] using his psychic abilities, and [[Punchy]] donkey-punching all the bad guys. [[Angelica]] will fly and cast wing attacks, while [[Wild]]'s story has not really been developed, Chris does state that he will swing on a shitload of vines. | ||
[[Blake]] will have his own story line as well, and basically, it's just a rehashing of the comics. Wait, weren't they all? | [[Blake]] will have his own story line as well, and basically, it's just a rehashing of the comics. Wait, weren't they all? | ||
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''And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "Sonichu's Adventure" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for Gamecube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as Gamecube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on the moon. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the Chaotic Combo as well.'' | ''And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "Sonichu's Adventure" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for Gamecube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as Gamecube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on the moon. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the Chaotic Combo as well.'' | ||
''And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; [[Megan]] | ''And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; [[Megan|Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the HEX-Box.'' | ||
''And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!'' | ''And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!'' | ||
''The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently THAT CAN be Faked.. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.'' | ''The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently [[Miyamoto Saga|THAT CAN be Faked]].. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.'' | ||
''Who do you want to catch?'' | ''Who do you want to catch?'' | ||
''Sonichu and Rosechu!'' | ''[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]!'' | ||
''Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?'' | ''Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?'' | ||
Revision as of 04:32, 19 June 2009
The prospect of creating an OFFICIAL Sonichu Game is one of Chris's long lasting delusions. Being the total fucktard he is, he wants Nintendo and Sega to team up and create this game starring his shitty excuse for a character. But as in many other areas Chris is not very loyal to anyone, and because of this he is almost as easily tricked by trolls pretending to be game developers as he is by trolls pretending to be girls.
It was planned to be released on all consoles except the Hexbawx 360, due to Chris's pathological Sony-fanboyism and/or his unwillingness to spend his monthly tugboat on an online connection rather than games. Chris is also hoping the games to be developed on both PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3, despite of the fact that PlayStation 2 has been put on the back burner as far as most developers are concerned.
In the beginning of 2009, Chris thought he was in talks with Nintendo about releasing the game on the Sony platform. He was, however, being trolled.
It should be noted that Chris has never (at least publicly) produced any sort of a concrete plan for what the games should be like, apart of somewhat nebulous plans about characters and their interactions. By "concrete plan", we mean some very basic details such as the supposed genres of the games; "Pokémon Lightning Version" is easy to figure out, but the rest are anyone's guess. This is highly alarming, because even the most clueless fangame designers can usually get that much done.
Ironically, Chris's dream of a Sonichu game, at least based on Miyamoto saga is that his Sonichu game isn't even really about Sonichu but rather pushing for Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles, where Sonichu and Rosechu are minor characters with the main focus on Chris struggling to adjust to adult life.
Describing the JK Production's Sonichu game
In Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008 Chris describes what he envisions for the upcoming Sonichu game being developed by JK Productions.
Alright. Well, first off, I am going to, uh, give y'all some talk as, uh, w-- as, uh... suggested by my, uh, associates, who are in… on the Sonichu game that's-- uh, that's, uh, in development. I'm, uh, still thinkin’ about the, uh, story very much. It's in m-- all-- it's-- well, I got a big chunk of the stories in my head. It's gonna be, like, multiple stories, like, you know… we’ll go through multiple characters-- uh, all the original Sonichu and Rosechu hedgehogs. That's, uh, one idea. Yeah. So, uh…
He almost immediatly starts talking about OFFICIAL Sonichu merchandise, because who wouldn't want to rush out and buy some Sonichu crap after that riveting description of the game?
Once we get this-- uh, once we get the, uh, game o-- game project off the ground, hopefully with the assistance of Nintendo of America and Sega of America [inhales sharply]... we will de-- w-- there will definitely be the, uh, release of the official Sonichu merchandise, including officially-released and… distributed-- manufactured medallions, for, uh, one thing. Copies of my, uh, C-- my CWC on TV DVD… that you've seen only a few bits of on the, uh, YouTube… and such, and, uh, the ac-- as well as, uh, possible-- uh, S-- possible Sonichu action figures.
Chris then starts talkng about the villian, drifting between the game and the comic.
At the end of seas-- at the end of the comics’ season one, I will reveal that-- I will reveal that, uh… I take uh, Mary Lee Walsh’s, uh… wand… that's, uh, also known as th-- also, you know, is-- has the spirit of the evil Count Graduon. He's gonna be the big, leading villain… in the second season. I'll be tossin’ the wand… tossin’ it up to the moon, and, you can take a stab at, uh, who he will manifest into… that has been stranded on the moon since, uh… #1. Comic
He goes on to say that Sonichu will indeed be a default character in his own fucking game.
First’ll be-- first at-- you’ll be able to unlock by-- you'll be able to play by default in the video game-- the Sonichu game... will be... Sonichu. The original-- the original Sonichu. [inhales deeply] Basically, with the opening’d be him being-- running about like, you know, like Sonic the Hedgehog would? And then, he finds out that, uh… Rosechu's been kidnapped. So, uh, he's-- so the-- basically, his story will be to, uh… go out and rescue her.
Rosechu's story of course involves her helpless ass getting kidnapped. Who saw that coming?
First, we, uh, see her makin' her trek down to the, uh, shop-- down to the shopping mall, and she-- and then, uh, we-- uh… As she g-- we follow her as she, uh, picks up the-- uh, multiple number of items she, uh, wants and needs, like, uh, [switches to a disturbing falsetto] “Ooh! Look at that ring! That ring's so pretty!” [switches back to normal voice] Yeah. And then, eventually, she will get kidnapped, and that will be where it will tie into the beginning of Sonichu's story.
The Chaotic Combo will each have their own story as well, with Bubbles's being set in the water, Magi-Chan using his psychic abilities, and Punchy donkey-punching all the bad guys. Angelica will fly and cast wing attacks, while Wild's story has not really been developed, Chris does state that he will swing on a shitload of vines.
Blake will have his own story line as well, and basically, it's just a rehashing of the comics. Wait, weren't they all?
And yes, Black Sonichu will, uh… yeah, definitely give him his story in the-- his own storyline, like, you know… you know, basically, starts off as ba-- starts off bad like he did, but then, uh, he gets betrayed by, uh, Naitsirhc who turns into Reldnahc. Yeah. S-- so, anyway, uh… yeah, they basically lea-- so, they basically leaves him… behind, and, uh… tries-- goes about, uh, lookin’ up his own, uh, meaning of, uh, life, and whatnot… like, uh, similarly-- how Shadow would.
After babbling on about his newest galpal PandaHalo, be sums it all up eloquently with this closing remark.
Okay. So, uh, anyway, point is… Sonichu game: I just gave you the, uh, details on that… gave you a little sneak peek at the, uh… Spring Break issue… and, uh… and the Season One. But, uh, basically, the, uh, Sonichu game will definitely have, uh, you know, stories between… Sonichu and Rosechu and all-- and the other Hedgehogs. The-- they're like if y-- or like, uh, they'll, uh, start it-- they'll start off with the stories that originally originate in Season One. They'll mostly be, uh, the newer stories that'll be s-- revealed in Season Two.
I know I'll be camping outside Gamestop all night for this one.
Chris's plea to his fans
With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take Sonichu and my world of Cwcville back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between Nintendo, the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first Commodore 64 computer, SEGA, the company who introduced Sonic the Hedgehog as not only my Life-Long Hero, after the American Rabbit, but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since 1991, and myself, Christian Weston Chandler, we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination
You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable Four Hundred and Ninty-Three Pok'emon.
Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of the Comic Book Series, likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, 2008 or 1st Quarter, 2009
And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "Sonichu's Adventure" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for Gamecube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as Gamecube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on the moon. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the Chaotic Combo as well.
And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the Jerkops, I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; Megan Schroeder and Anna McLerran to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the HEX-Box.
And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!
The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently THAT CAN be Faked.. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.
Who do you want to catch?
Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?
When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?
NOW!!! - Chris-chan rallying his fans
We'll get right on that, Chris.
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