Alcohol
Like shoving things up his arse, alcohol was something that Chris used to preach against until he tried it and discovered he loved the pleasant effect.
Past
He considered alcohol a "slow-acting poison" in his Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE video. Alcohol is also mentioned in Vivitheg's AIM chat, where in line 309, he mentions that he would not go to a singles bar because of it (and cigarettes).
Discovery
Despite this, a video of Chris drinking a Long Island Iced Tea was uploaded to YouTube on June 12, 2009 perhaps showing us Chris will be willing to throw all his principles out the window when chances of possibly achieving pussy being around a female arise. Also, as of June 23rd, Chris has started to drink alcohol daily.
Hypocrisy
The citizens of CWCville themselves, however, are forced to consume only CWC Cola, a cola made with Chris's secret ingredient that would taste better be fit for human consumption if only it had a little rum or whiskey in it.
In his Rollin' and Trollin' video he announced that the prohibition had been repealed. Hopefully this will curb the bootlegging mafioso who held the city in a grip of pleasant distraction from the horrors of being ruled by Christian Weston Chandler.
Chandler family and alcohol
It is interesting to note that Cole Smithey mentions that Bob and Barbara Chandler met at a bar and acted like a couple of drunken losers.
The Chandler family has a(n unsuprising) history with alcohol. Chris's maternal great-grandfather, Robert Pettis Wynn "drank heavily and had a girlfriend during the time he was married. Family stories say he failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children ...there are others who say he was a moonshiner."[1]
In the comic
In Sonichu Chris refers to all mentions of beer as "Reeb".
At first glance this seems odd until you realize Chris still thinks Sonichu is targeted towards children and so he feels he must censor any mention of alcohol in the comic. This is a common theme in English-translated anime shows such as Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon.
Possessing or drinking alcohol is also one of the worst crimes to commit in CWCville, and can lead to a $1500 fine or 10 years in prison (the fact that Chris thinks that 10 years in prison and a $1500 fine are interchangeable is indicative of his broader attitude towards money)
- The drink of choice for the drunkards at 4-cent_garbage.com.
- It is also "Beer" spelt backwards. Nice going Chris.
Sauces
See also
- Bob Chandler and Barbara Chandler
- 4-cent garbage.com, where the workers often drink reeb
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008, where the CWCville crime is mentioned
- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, where he gives "advice" on the subject