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For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

Why do you hate me so much?

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

As of May 2009, Chris has posted two, or maybe one, comment(s) on the ED talk page referring to Clyde. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

“

I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

”

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

“

Hey, CLYDE, you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not Playstation. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.

”

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute. Probably due to Chris realising that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page

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Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, Miyamoto saga, and BlueSpike saga

For several months, prior to the events of the BlueSpike saga, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further, in addition to FCTC posting new pics of Chris's bent duck, prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demanded satisfaction:

“	MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.	”
Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 04 December 2008

“	I say we just delete it. Along with the archives	”
Zaiger, ED sysop, 05 December 2008

“	Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts	”
Zaiger, ED sysop, 10 December 2008

“	Someone from the FCTC post real tits or cawk with timestamp or GTFO. I will lock both talk and article. Hell I may even delete it. You have 2 days.	”
Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 05 January 2008

April 1st, 2009

Screenshot of ED's front page.

Screenshot of the article.

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

“

This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.

”

ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.

It is unknown whether Chris has yet to see that the page was finally taken down, but once he does he is sure to declare utmost victory over the evils of ED... Until the page no doubt comes back, anyway. Ha ha ha disregard that, it was put back up on the 2nd. We all saw that coming, right?

Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica

Chris tried to use ED as a personal army to go after Joshua Martinez. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. ^[1] He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: troll art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semetic template.^[2]

Chris and ED today

With the explosion of organized Chris trolling and resulting content, the ED page for Chris experience another revival, yet has devolved into an article that is enormous yet does little to thoroughly and concisely explain the Chris-chan phenomena to the untrained observer. ED, while once the primary source of new things Chris, is typically filled with newfags that make Krapplefags look brilliant and who think things like Ivy was Chris's blowup doll, The Miscreants is the actual name of a trolling group, etc. Fortunately, Chris looks to ED to find out what trolls are up to and therefore has a very warped picture of what the trolls are up to.

Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to CWCki to get a general picture of Chris that is less bias than ED (keyword on "less"), and as TV Tropes describes CWCki "more accurate and slightly more SFW" than ED^[3].

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[1] ttp://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947

[2] ttp://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Good_Fan_Art

[3] ttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu

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