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It is currently November 2024.

Ongoing: Debt • Dimensional Merge

• 30 July - A welfare check is conducted over the incest allegations. An emergency protective order is issued forbidding Chris from contacting his mother and from being at the Chandler house until 5 August. Everfree Northwest bans Chris from attending its upcoming convention.
• 29 July - Audio leaks of Chris allegedly admitting to having sexual intercourse with Barb on 27 June 2021.
• 27 July - Chris records a video angrily demanding Hasbro cancel its My Little Pony reboot. As the video footage revealed several punched-in holes in the wall, Chris was asked about the damage, to which he replied that it was from past attempts to break into his fantasy dimension.
• 22 July - Chris releases an official lyric sheet for his old song "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme".
• 15 July - One of the Chandler beagles, Snoopy, passes away.
• 14 July - Barb owes $692.82 to LVNV Funding.
• 11 July - The WCT is interviewed by a CWCki editor on the Watchmen breakup.
• 9 July - Chris uploads a video in order to promote a GoFundMe campaign that was made to raise money so he could afford the trip to Everfree Northwest, a My Little Pony convention held in Seattle, Washington.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb, as far as we know, is not dead; her latest activity was 1,217 days ago.

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.