The Miscreants
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The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "The Miscreants") is a secret society dedicated to keeping autistic man-children from getting laid. While online wars have been waged, recently Men in Pickle Suits have been deployed to ruin Chris in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date [1], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. Clyde Cash was the original leader of The Miscreants, but after his untimely death, Vivian Gee became his successor via a poll on their website.
On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in Mumble and informed him of their plan. Chris understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several "HA-HA, I got you!" videos were made, all with false information. Lately, Chris has resorted to babbling incoherently to deal with these internet bullies.
Because of a lucrative promotional deal with Nintendo, the Miscreants were briefly known as the Mewscreants in April 2009.
After the death of Clyde Cash, the site was down for a few weeks, with the message that "Clyde's dead, baby." After that, the website returned, apparantly re-uploaded by Vivian Gee. Part of the site description reads "Name's Vivian. Guess I'm the new leader or some shit. Fuck y'all."
Known Agents of The Miscreants
- Clyde Cash (RIP)
- Vivian Gee
- Blanca
- PandaHalo (RIP)
- Sarah May
- Lordsillynipples
- Arjen Van Dierten
- Man in the Pickle Suit
- Emily
- Bob Chandler
- Scampers Chandler
- Yawning Squirtle
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