The Miscreants
| “ | Ya'll making me nervous right now! | ” |
| Chris on The Miscreants | ||
The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "The Miscreants") is a secret society dedicated to keeping autistic man-children from getting laid. While online wars have been waged, recently Men in Pickle Suits have been deployed to ruin Chris in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date [1], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. Clyde Cash was the original leader of The Miscreants, but after his untimely death, Vivian Gee became his successor via a poll on their website.
On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in Mumble and informed him of their plan. Chris understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several "HA-HA, I got you!" videos were made, all with false information. Lately, Chris has resorted to babbling incoherently to deal with these internet bullies.
Because of a lucrative promotional deal with Nintendo, the Miscreants were briefly known as the Mewscreants in April 2009.
After the death of Clyde Cash, the site was down for a few weeks, with the message that "Clyde's dead, baby." After that, the website returned, apparently re-uploaded by Vivian Gee. Part of the site description reads "Name's Vivian. Guess I'm the new leader or some shit. Fuck y'all."
As of 28 June 2009, the Miscreants have been disbanded.
Known Agents of The Miscreants
- Clyde Cash (RIP)
- Vivian Gee
- Blanca
- PandaHalo (RIP)
- Sarah May
- Lordsillynipples
- Arjen Van Dierten
- Man in the Pickle Suit
- Emily
- Bob Chandler
- Scampers Chandler
- Yawning Squirtle