User:Nate-Kar Sonichu

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior. Catholic This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members. Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! Native American This user is Native American and finds Chris's portrayal of the race offensive. JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy. Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants. Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.

Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.

Nathan Daniel Karr doesn't seem so impressive, and this is because he is not. However, when he activates the mundane wooden cross hanging from his neck, he transforms into Nate-Kar Sonichu, with markedly less intelligence and greater number of Mary-Sue Traits.

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