User:EmperorSquid

I'm a kid. I'm a squid.

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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Wii
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

PS2
This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos.

HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

Agnostic
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

Observer
This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Misses Old Chris
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

BlueSpike
This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.

Troper
This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Ham
This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

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