User:Esteemed hams
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Asian This user is an Asian and loves random-access humor and martial arts!! |
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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires. |
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JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. |
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Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
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Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA! |
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
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Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. |
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Alec Benson Leary This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase. |
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Interesting discoveries
- Chris-chan's I Got A Fish in 2011. I was 8
- 50% of the security cameras in my school are fake
- My city is home to one of the shittiest musical acts in history, Tame Impala
- I am a woman-stealing JERK
- Chris can't play yu-gi-oh
- If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's 12 days per year and 97% loyalty