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Discord Jerkop
This user is a moderator on the official CWCki Discord.
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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.
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Observer
This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
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Ham
This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!
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Misses Old Chris
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.
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How I discovered Chris
It was 2011. I was a 8 year old ADHD boy, with a lot to live for. Coming from a seaside town, activities such as fishing were popular, and people like I were always into videos of such. So one day, I scrolled down a bit further, and that's when I heard him-
- "I got a fish!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
- I got a fish!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
- I had been blessed by his appearance, and from then on my life changed. Observing this lolcow actually corrected the wrongs in my ways, and without Chris I may not even be here at this moment.
- I got a fiiiiiiiiish!"
Interesting discoveries
- Chris-chan's I Got A Fish in 2011. I was 8
- 50% of the security cameras in my school are fake
- My city is home to one of the shittiest musical acts in history, Tame Impala
- I am a woman-stealing JERK
- Chris can't play yu-gi-oh
- If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's 12 days per year and 97% loyalty
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