Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.
Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled. is a Youtube video produced and uploaded by Chris on 27 July 2021. It features an enraged Chris, demanding Hasbro to take down My Little Pony G5, and have My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic run for 5 more seasons, in yet another one of his lengthy speeches. Instead of the usual threats, Chris simply states to Hasbro that by not canceling the reboot, they will inadvertently cause disorder in the timeline – because we all know that the most important thing to the safety of the world doesn't have to do with public health or ongoing wars, but a cartoon to promote plastic pony toys. It's the most prominent display of Tard Rage since the time he had a meltdown over his relationship with Jessica Quinn ending, which seems particularly jarring after he'd spent months tweeting messages of peace and encouraging faux-meditation practices, and Chris's anger here, aside from being indicative of his usual resistance to change, may also reflect him subconsciously understanding that his magical thinking will not influence the business decisions affecting the brands that he loves so much.
However, the video is much more notable not only for showcasing more of the hoard in 14 Branchland Court, but also for the fact that it is the first time a certain wall in his house with several dents in it can be seen during Chris's rant. Some passive observers have speculated that Chris may have punched these holes in the wall out of anger before he filmed the video. However, Chris claims that the dents were really his attempts to practice for the day that he physically destroys the wall separating humans from their OCs, just in time for the Dimensional Merge, and have been there for an unspecified amount of time.[1] Considering how often he habitually lies about embarrassing things he's done, it is not fully certain whether or not Chris was being honest. Neither he nor Barb appeared to have said anything about it beforehand, and given the extent of Chris's delusions, it is not entirely out of the realm of possibility for Chris to have legitimately believed he was breaking into another dimension. This recklessness, along with the rant included in the video, not to mention his prior debacle with Sonic Boom, had left many concerned with the current state of Chris's already deteriorating mental health. It is feared that he could eventually devolve into breaking other things, or even causing physical harm to others, either out of a mixture of his delusions or anger... And it certainly doesn't help that Chris still has plans to go to Everfree Northwest in a matter of weeks, where MLP G5 content will certainly be showcased.
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled. | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 July 2021 |
| Subject Matter |  Television
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Merge 
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6 |
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Description
| Cancel MLPG5 NOW, Hasbro, or things are seriously going to get Metaphysical. |
Transcript
Hello, people of Hasbro in Rhode Island. This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu – your Goddess Blue Heart – in Ruckersville, Virginia.
Now, listen here, and listen good. I have told you all. I've kept it going TIME AND TIME AGAIN, but you y'all keep putting it on and putting it on.
But... My Little Pony: Generation 5, IS. CANCELLED. G4, Friendship is Magic, needs – its – five – more – seasons! It needs to go onto Season 14!
Now... [Chris appears to be winded after half a minute of ranting] This is, the last, straw! Because for the good, and safety, of this timeline, YOU NEED TO GET THAT SHIT PULLED OFF OF SHELVES AND AMAZON STORES AND WHEREVER ELSE ALL THE DANG FARWAY
AND CANCEL THE FRIGGIN' G5 SERIES! MAKE SURE IT NEVER GETS PUBLISHED ANYWHERE AND NEVER, EVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN, AND MAKE THE OFFICIAL CANCELLATION NOTICE PUBLIC TO EVERYBODY!
I am telling you this to warning you:
IF-YOU-CONTINUE-ON-AND-YOU-DO-NOT-LISTEN-TO-ME HASBROOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND DO NOT RESUME G5...
[Chris places his hand on his forehead, realizing he failed as a goddess]
I m-mean you do...
YOU DO NOT RESUME G4, YOU HAVE TO CANCEL G5! IF YOU DON'T CANCEL G5, YOU'RE GOING TO PUT THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE IN CHAOS! So, I'M GIVING YOU THIS WARNING AND TELL YOU TRUE, AND STRAIGHT UP! CANCEL GENERATION 5 NOW HASBRO! NOW!
See also
| ⇐ Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6 | Chris's videos | ⇒ |
References
- ↑ Chris had a fan asked him about the dents in the wall on his Discord. response was later posted on the Kiwi Farms.