Man in the Pickle Suit
| “ | The man in the pickle suit tricked me again! | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler | ||
| “ | HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH! | ” |
| Chris on the Cucumber People | ||
The Man in the Pickle Suit (also known as the MPS) is the arch-Nemesis of Chris whom he blames whenever he is tricked or conned.
Chris actually believes this is a real person. Since he also believes said negro is after him and behind all the recent trollings, basically everyone can become the Pickle Suit Man. As such, The Man in the Pickle Suit has now become the figure as whom most trolls anonymize.
Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his shitty comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn Pickle Gun. A gun. Shaped like a pickle. That shot pickles. He never manages to actually hit Chris with it, so there's no way to tell how much damage a fucking pickle would actually do.
Origin
Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the pickle negro. After posing as Blanca Weiss to troll CWC in early August 2008, using a fake MySpace page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the Myspace. Ever since then, Chris fears the picklepeople.
The Jew in the Pickle Suit
This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's Church disguised as an average civilian.
The Pickleman Today
Currently the man in the pickle suit leads a calm and relaxing life in the nude beaches of Molvania where he and the Molvanian people exchange ways to troll Chris.
Selected videos
- 11 September: Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 I'm upset and sad.
Gallery
One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
The man in the pickle suit looking awesome.
That's no suit, Chris.
He is real. Very real.
Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.
The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to Daniel Weston) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."
The weaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
