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===Introductory Notes=== | ===Introductory Notes=== | ||
Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler, age 22 at this time. I'll be 23 on February 24th, 2005. [''clears throat''] Eh, anyway, uh, for over a year now, I've, uh, been trying to attract an 18-to-22-year-old [[boyfriend-free girl]], agèd 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been tryin' for over a year to attract a girl - boyfriend-free girl - and I have [[fail]]ed. And, you know, when you got- when you have so much- so many failures at this time, you can't help but feel sad, you know? And depressed? And here it is, about Christmastime, and, well, all I want for Christmas is a boyfriend-free girl. And a'course, uh, during the time, I have, uh, been a-trying, I been [??] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|few songs]], about my, uh, Love Quest. And so, for now, for now I'd like to sing to you my, uh, two a'-two a'my songs. [''clears throat and stands up''] First one I sing is one I've made up first, wri'en my own lyrics to a tune, a tune to the song. By the way, [''points to [[Sonichu medallion]] around neck''] this here is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. [???] put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term. Anyway, here's my first song, called "[[So Need A Cute Girl]]." | |||
===Lyrics=== | ===Lyrics=== | ||
Revision as of 23:26, 7 August 2009
Filmed in December 2004 to promote his Love Quest, All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend follows Chris's performance of So Need a Cute Girl. Chris begins singing this second song shortly before the 5-minute mark.
This video is noteworthy for being the earliest known footage of Chris wearing one of his medallions.
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Introductory Notes
Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler, age 22 at this time. I'll be 23 on February 24th, 2005. [clears throat] Eh, anyway, uh, for over a year now, I've, uh, been trying to attract an 18-to-22-year-old boyfriend-free girl, agèd 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been tryin' for over a year to attract a girl - boyfriend-free girl - and I have failed. And, you know, when you got- when you have so much- so many failures at this time, you can't help but feel sad, you know? And depressed? And here it is, about Christmastime, and, well, all I want for Christmas is a boyfriend-free girl. And a'course, uh, during the time, I have, uh, been a-trying, I been [??] few songs, about my, uh, Love Quest. And so, for now, for now I'd like to sing to you my, uh, two a'-two a'my songs. [clears throat and stands up] First one I sing is one I've made up first, wri'en my own lyrics to a tune, a tune to the song. By the way, [points to Sonichu medallion around neck] this here is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. [???] put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term. Anyway, here's my first song, called "So Need A Cute Girl."
Lyrics
[sung over "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"]
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I can be much happier!
All I want for… [pauses to wipe brow] is a girlfriend,
But she has to be 18 to 22!
And she must be boyfriend-freeee, too!
Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on match.com!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I won't be so lonely!
Oh, the boyfriend-free factor is so high!
How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
You can't tell how many-- what the girlfriends are paired up or not,
Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
Now and forever-mooorrre!