All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend

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All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend was filmed in December 2004 to promote his Love Quest, All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend follows Chris's performance of So Need a Cute Girl. Chris begins singing this second song shortly before the 5-minute mark.

This video is noteworthy for being the earliest known footage of Chris wearing one of his medallions.

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Introductory Notes

Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler, age 22 at this time. I will be turning 23 on February 24, 2005. Ehh, anyway, for, uh, over a year now, I've, uh, been trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old boyfriend-free girl, 18 to 21-year-old before February 24, 2004. Which is this year. Anyhoo, I've been trying for over a year now to attract a girl, a boyfriend-free girl, and I have failed [sits down]. And, you know, when you have- when you get so much- so many failures at this time, you can't help but feel sad, y'know, and depressed. And I hear it's about Christmas time... and, all I want for Christmas is a boyfriend-free girl. And of course, during the time I have bu- have been trying. I've written a few songs about my Love Quest. And so, for now- for now, I would like to sing to you, my uh, two of my songs. First one I'm gonna sing is one I've made up first, my own lyrics to the tune to this song. So anyway, this here is Sonichu [holds up medallion], you can look him up on the web, s- on my website. It's spelled S-O-N-I-C-H-U, as your web search term. Anyway, here's my first song called "So Need a Cute Girl."

Lyrics

[sung over "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"]

All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I can be much happier!

All I want for… [pauses to wipe brow] is a girlfriend,
But she has to be 18 to 22!
And she must be boyfriend-freeee, too!
Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on match.com!

All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I won't be so lonely!

Oh, the boyfriend-free factor is so high!
How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
You can't tell how many-- what the girlfriends are paired up or not,
Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!

All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
Now and forever-mooorrre!


Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego RacewayChris Chan in the PokéNewsThe City of Cwicville Tour!Animal Crossing DocumentaryThe 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercialPixelated PS3FUTURE MESSAGEKCWC broadcastCWC Slideshow NotesSlideshow images
Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004ChrisAfterChristmas2004