Chloe

This is what Chloe would look like, if she were actually real.

Chloe is the made-up girlfriend that Chris claimed to be seeing shortly after his break-up with Blanca. She was partially inspired by PandaHalo, but still described as a separate entity.

Background

In an IRC chat in the wee hours of 26 October 2008, Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008 (the day his medallions were destroyed on YouTube and one day before he BAWWED in this video, which raised suspicions as to why he was depressed about Blanca if he already met a new sweetheart). Supposedly, they ran into each other at the local GameStop while the both of them were preordering LittleBigPlanet. Chris then alleged that he had his first date at Taco Bell, after which they "kissed deeply."

Chris said that Chloe is his "VIRGIN-TAKER" and that she took his ED page "with a grain of salt."

Chloe was formally introduced in the Q&A video of 27 October 2008 where Chris nervously announced her existence. In the video, he announced that he would possibly move in with Chloe after Chloe gets her own place.

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He begins talking about Chloe at 3:25.

The name "Chloe" may have been inspired by Panda's fan creation, Chloe Rosechu (who also appears briefly in Sonichu 9).

Aftermath

“	I currently have no recollection of a Chloe.	”
Chris, probably being completely honest.

Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory and inaction on the part of trolls, after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda (and it would later be revealed on CWCipedia that Panda created a fan character named Chloe Rosechu). However, he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda whom he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly (by making up a story about how he met Chloe at GameStop, how they kissed IRL, how they went on a date to Taco Bell, etc.). Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly lying to his (nonexistent) fanbase and helped destroy any sympathy left for him held by moralfags and the like.

A little more than a year later, in Mailbag 13, Chris honestly couldn't remember Chloe, even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.

See also

• Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction
• Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008