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Note that there are actually two versions of this video; The original version is identical to this one, except that Sonichu's tail is missing. This was quickly corrected the same day due to an epic heart level shatter.
Note that there are actually two versions of this video; The original version is identical to this one, except that Sonichu's tail is missing. This was quickly corrected the same day due to an epic heart level shatter.
===Transcription===
===Transcription===
[''Sonichu reaches the villanous automaton from the prior video, and quickly races up his steel body, stopping on it's shoulders.'']
[''Sonichu reaches the villainous automaton from the prior video, and quickly races up his steel body, stopping on it's shoulders.'']


Sonichu: Oh!  So you wanna play [[Kick the Autistic]] eh?
Sonichu: Oh!  So you wanna play [[Kick the Autistic]] eh?
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[''Satisfied with a job well done, Sonichu leaps skyward.  The robot remains standing for a moment, before a massive explosion erupts from it's damaged neck.  Defeated, the robot's headless body crashes to the ground.  It's head lands nearby a moment later.'']
[''Satisfied with a job well done, Sonichu leaps skyward.  The robot remains standing for a moment, before a massive explosion erupts from it's damaged neck.  Defeated, the robot's headless body crashes to the ground.  It's head lands nearby a moment later.'']


Robot: Ow. My Axles.
Robot: [[Ghostbusters|Ow. My Axles]].


[''Sonichu, smiling gleefully at his victory, walks onscreen fom the left'']
[''Sonichu, smiling gleefully at his victory, walks onscreen fom the left'']


Sonichu: Heh heh!  That one's for you, Seth McFarland!
Sonichu: Heh heh!  [[Sonichu_7#The_Family_Guy_.22Skitch.22|That one's for you, Seth McFarland]]!


[''Suddenly Rosechu's voice is heard from far away.  It sounds equal amounts desperate and helpless.'']
[''Suddenly Rosechu's voice is heard from far away.  It sounds equal amounts desperate and helpless.'']

Revision as of 20:33, 15 November 2009

No Darkies, Jerkop!
Sonichu as Chris can only ever dream of

The Sonichu Fan Promos is a series of three short fan-made 3D animations about Sonichu. The videos were published in 11 October 2008, 12 October 2008, and 14 October 2008.

They are notable as one of the few fan works Chris has praised, though as he expresses in the Videobooks:

In the featured in the uhh... in the episode 20 will be redone version of timmy1984's Sonichu fan promos, which I thought were pretty good but rewording could have been... used greatly. Cause he used the wrong words.
Chris, Sonichu 9 Official Videobook

In an earlier IRC chat,[citation needed] Chris's primary complaint was Sonichu's use of "No Darkies, Jerkop!" which he argued is something Sonichu would not say.

Sonichu 9 cover, which was published long before the pages started to appear, proudly advertised that it features "...corrected version of timmys1984's 'Sonichu Fan Promos', presented on YouTube". It took Chris over a year to actually advance the plot far enough to reference to these promos: Page 72, published 27 October 2009, finally references Rosechu with "Sonichu! Help!!!"—and even then manages to get the quote wrong. Page 77, published 15 November 2009, is basically a faithful recreation ripoff of the second video. The only major "correction" is changing "pedofork" to "bag of bolts". Chris's utter destruction of the third video is expected anyday now.

First video

Transcript

[Camera zooms in on a robed figure figure. The figure slowly turns to face the camera, revealing himself to be Sonichu]

Cuse-ye-ha-me-HAAAA!!

[On the final syllable, Sonichu casts off the robe, leaps into the air, and is supercharged with lightning from the sky. Once completed, he lands in a kneeling position and grins at the camera.]

No darkies, Jerkop!

[Dashes off-camera. Fades to black, the words "Sonichu.net" appear in the center of the screen.]

Second video

I'm a HEDGEHOG, you PedoFORK
Sonichu, attempting to stay clear of Nintendo copyright claims

Transcription

[The video begins with Sonichu racing down a dark city street, his body craclking with electricty. The camera overtakes him, and focuses on a giant robot, that stomps into the main road from a sidestreet. The sinister machine speaks mechanically.]

Robot: Must destroy yellow mouse.

[The robot then launches two missiles. The camera centers once again on Sonichu, who bravely rushes onward towards his massive mechanical opponent.]

Sonichu: I'm a hedgehog you pedofork!

[Sonichu then effortlessly dodges the two missiles, and continues towards his wicked enemy. The screen fades to black, and the words "Sonichu.net" appear once again.]

Third video

Help me Sonichu! Help!
The Rosechu that sadly, never was

Note that there are actually two versions of this video; The original version is identical to this one, except that Sonichu's tail is missing. This was quickly corrected the same day due to an epic heart level shatter.

Transcription

[Sonichu reaches the villainous automaton from the prior video, and quickly races up his steel body, stopping on it's shoulders.]

Sonichu: Oh! So you wanna play Kick the Autistic eh?

[Sonichu focuses his incredible electrical powers into his hands, giving him the strength he neesds to rip the machine's head out of it's socket.]

Sonichu: Ahhhh!

[Satisfied with a job well done, Sonichu leaps skyward. The robot remains standing for a moment, before a massive explosion erupts from it's damaged neck. Defeated, the robot's headless body crashes to the ground. It's head lands nearby a moment later.]

Robot: Ow. My Axles.

[Sonichu, smiling gleefully at his victory, walks onscreen fom the left]

Sonichu: Heh heh! That one's for you, Seth McFarland!

[Suddenly Rosechu's voice is heard from far away. It sounds equal amounts desperate and helpless.]

Rosechu: Help me Sonichu! Help!

[The camera zooms in on Sonichu's face, which is now filled with concern, bordering on panic. He glances desperately back and forth, trying to determine where the sound came from. The screen fades to black for the final time. The words "Sonichu.Net" appear once again, only this time a note appears underneath the familiar address, saying "NOT Sonichu.110mb.com" A second note in the bottom right warns us further with "do NOT go here".]

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