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Revision as of 13:12, 19 May 2010
Sony is an electronics company. It is not to be confused with Sonee, the pre-evolution of Sonichu.
Sony Corporation is one of Chris's game company hardons. Creator of the PS3, PlayStation 2, and the PlayStation Eye. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than Nintendo for contributing to Chris's mental degradation (after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered Internet access).
The company and Chris
As a company, Sony has trolled Chris inadvertently several times. Perhaps the lulziest event in Chris Chan's life was the infamous Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown scandal. During the contest, rape was alleged, family issues were brought to light, and Chris... just watch.
| “ | I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "KICK THE AUTISTIC!" | ” |
| Chris on how Sony cockblocked him | ||
This sequence marks the downfall of Chris into even further madness. Before, he was a creepy dude who lived with his parents; after we saw that he was a homophobic, racist, retarded irrational manchild.
Thanks, Sony. Thanks a lot.
In the video NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!, Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and Microsoft) to stop the trolls.
In Mailbag 10, Chris proudly saved stuff on his Memory Stick Duo™®©. Meanwhile, the rest of the world unabashedly continued to use SD cards, or preferred to not tell everybody what card type they used. (Some of us are a bit ashamed to still use CompactFlash. But at least it's not Memory Stick.)
In Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke, we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means he either purchased it via a payment plan at some high-markup electronics retailer or somehow was approved for the heavily-pushed Sony Card and slapped it on there to widen his debt woes. However we can put to rest that he probably only plays games in HD, and everything he watches on cable is in standard definition, since that would mean he would have to spend more money with Comcast to get HD programming.
The company and Sonichu
While Chris plugs many products (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar soul stealer has been subject to many, many creepy forms of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who soils himself.
