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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.
When pressed on his autism and eventually learning that he cannot get away with blaming everything on his autism, Chris discovered that "stress" works just as well.
Things that give Christian stress
- Drawing comics.
- Making videos.
- Pickles.
- Getting a job.
- Anything requiring him to leave the house.
- The existence of webpages outlining his many failures.
- Asking girls to go out with him.
- His "mental block" of autism.
- Talking to anyone about anything except himself.
- Having drawings of him finger-banging Megan confused with Crystal.
- Copyright Issues.
- His daily struggle against becoming homosexual.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend is a man.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend is dead.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend is a 13 year old boy.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend lied about where she lives.
- Anything that Autism isn't an excuse for.