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It is currently May 2024.

Ongoing: Debt • Spirit possession

• 10 August - onto the CWCki discord ranging from pictures of conversations with weens to pictures of Chris's house.
• 6 August - Chris's Last Will and Testament is recorded; he announces that upon leaving for dimension C-197, his possessions are to be left to Meghan Kathleen Ringo and Kevin Fairchild and that Barbara is to allow Kevin to move into the house.
• 2 August - A scrapped interview from September 2017, between Chris and the Internet Dream Lounge, is leaked.
• 21 July - Noah's ex-girlfriend posts about a lunch meeting they had with Chris in April 2019.
• 15 July - Chris tweets a creepy, sexually suggestive remark to an artist he has been orbiting and is subsequently blocked by her.
• 8 July - While roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris lists his enemies on Twitter and urges his fans to attack them.
• 1 July - While roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris indirectly orders Jacob Sockness to back off, having mustered the courage to tell him off for his creepy behaviour again.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,419 days ago.

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.