The Miscreants

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Ya'll making me nervous right now!
Chris on The Miscreants
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The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "The Miscreants") is a secret society dedicated to keeping autistic man-children from getting laid. While online wars have been waged, recently Men in Pickles Suit have been deployed to ruin Chris in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date [1], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy.

The current High Grand Wizard and Number One of the Order is Clyde Cash.

On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in Mumble and informed him of their plan. Chris understandably panicked and shat many bricks. Several "HA-HA, I got you!" videos were made, all with false information. Lately, Chris has resorted to babbling incoherently to deal with these internet bullies.

Because of a lucrative promotional deal with Nintendo, the Miscreants were briefly known as the Mewcreants in April 2009.




Known Agents of The Miscreants

The Miscreants is an ancient order dating over a thousand years. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Christian's ancestor Geoffrey Weston the Feebled Minded notes that he has been fooled by the "Man donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."

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