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Clyde stalked Julie and began throwing demands to Chris such as [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|cleaning his room]]. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a 13 year old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.
Clyde stalked Julie and began throwing demands to Chris such as [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|cleaning his room]]. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a 13 year old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.


== The Website ==
== Clyde and Chris' website ==


He posed as Gregg Mays (a web designer working for Nintendo) to gain access to Sonichu.net.
He posed as Gregg Mays (a web designer working for Nintendo) to gain access to Sonichu.net.
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As ransom, he told Chris to make a video proclaiming he was gay only to be refuted. He then told him to make a [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|video declaring his straightness]]. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site.
As ransom, he told Chris to make a video proclaiming he was gay only to be refuted. He then told him to make a [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|video declaring his straightness]]. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site.


Striking again, he worked with a [[troll]] and got rid of the domain.
Striking again, Clyde worked with a troll and got rid of the domain.


Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of [[Panda]], he managed to gain access again.
Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of [[Panda]], he managed to gain access again.


Chris, still being resilient, bought SonichuandRosechu.com. With the help of [[Julie]], he managed to gain access yet again.
Chris, still being resilient, bought SonichuandRosechu.com. With the help of [[Julie]], Clyde managed to gain access yet again.


== As Miyamoto ==
== As Miyamoto ==

Revision as of 10:43, 31 August 2009

Artist's interpretation of the epic struggle.
The real Clyde Cash, according to Chris.
“ "Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, Sweet Prince. And may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." ”
Horatio
“ Yer butt's gonna be in trouble ”
Barbara Chandler on Clyde Cash
“ I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! ”
Chris on Clyde Cash
“ Then the dragon stood on the sand of the seashore. I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns, seven heads, and ten royal crowns on its horns. On its heads were blasphemous names. ”
The Bible on Clyde Cash

Clyde Cash (04 July 1975 - 22 May 2009) was the older brother of Ryan Cash who decided to take vengeance against Chris after his brother killed himself. He was the former leader of The Miscreants.

On 23 May 2009, Clyde was found lying in a pool of blood, dead from (possibly) committing suicide with a shotgun (though foul play has not yet been ruled out, due to Chris's recent death threats). He is survived by his cousin, Vivian Gee.

Some folks say they see Clyde's and Ryan's spirit haunting the world together. The Miscreants are totally not keeping up appearances if you see Clyde anywhere...

Origins

His first act was to rape Panda but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next gal-pal.

Clyde stalked Julie and began throwing demands to Chris such as cleaning his room. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a 13 year old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.

Clyde and Chris' website

He posed as Gregg Mays (a web designer working for Nintendo) to gain access to Sonichu.net.

As ransom, he told Chris to make a video proclaiming he was gay only to be refuted. He then told him to make a video declaring his straightness. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site.

Striking again, Clyde worked with a troll and got rid of the domain.

Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of Panda, he managed to gain access again.

Chris, still being resilient, bought SonichuandRosechu.com. With the help of Julie, Clyde managed to gain access yet again.

As Miyamoto

Main article: Shigeru Miyamoto

Prostitutes

Clyde, wanting to help Chris with losing his virginity, had Miscreants agent Brian Bash call for prostitutes to be sent to Chris's house.

Clyde took the fall for it in this phone call, right after Emily's post-date conversation.


Clyde: [fake-sounding accent] This call is being recorded. [phone ringing]
Chris: Uh, hello?
Clyde: Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.
Chris: Uh, who is this?
Clyde: It's Clyde.
Chris: Oh. [unintelligible]
Clyde: You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some fine ladies over to your house. How--how’d that work out for you?
Chris: Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.
Clyde: Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.
Chris: Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find true love.
Clyde: Sex is not true love, Chris. [Chris talking in the background, indistinct]
Chris: Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
Clyde: Yeah.
Chris: [Barbara prompting him, indistinct] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.
Clyde: Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more evil men in this world.
Barbara: I don't know who you think you are.
Clyde: Hello?
Barbara: I said I don't know who you think you are.
Clyde: Chris, your voice changed.
Barbara: But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?
Clyde: Chris, your voice changed.
Barbara: [overlapping] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.
Brian Bash: Is your refrigerator running?
Barbara: Back off!
Brian Bash: Uoahh!
Barbara: Don't call us anymore. Goodbye!
Brian Bash: No, [unintelligible] Use the Poke flute, quick!
Clyde: Okay!

In the comic

Clyde, left, with Ivy.

In the comic Cly(de) is a villain working for Mary Lee Walsh, apart from capturing Ivy and getting into a fight with Chris because the comic he has only appeared on Chris's Music video it is unknown how Clyde has been portrayed apart from living in his mansion and having a slander ray.

Back from the grave?

In a new Youtube Account (see links), Clyde claims to have returned, opening the possibility that the death was a hoax. He has also claimed that Ian Brandon Anderson is responsible for the death of Ryan Cash.

Tribute

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Selected videos

Gallery

  • Clyde's Final Scene.

  • Socash.jpg

Links

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