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For a list of updates from this month, see [[June 2019]].


For all current updates about Chris, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].</div>
'''Ongoing''': [[June 2019]], [[June 2019 social media posts]], [[C-197]], [[Dimensional Merge]], [[Financhu Crisis]], [[2019 Sales Listings]]


*'''13 June''' - Chris proclaims that [[GodJesus|Christ himself]] is an OC of equal level to the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]], and is reaching out to churches and PokéStops to complete the Merge. He encourages followers to send kind thoughts to fictional characters in other dimensions. On YouTube, he doxxes himself yet again, complaining about getting mail labelled for [[PewDiePie]].
*'''13 June''' - '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon|In a rant on Twitter]]''' and in the video '''[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]''', Chris proclaims that [[GodJesus|Christ himself]] is an OC of equal level to the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]], and is reaching out to churches and PokéStops to complete the Merge. He encourages followers to send kind thoughts to fictional characters in other dimensions. In between these retreats to his fantasyland, he '''[[2019 Sales Listings#June|begs for money]]'''. Also, Chris records '''[[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden!]]''', in which he doxxes himself yet again, complaining about getting mail labelled for [[PewDiePie]].
*'''12 June''' - Chris [[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Claims To Be Employed Overseeing Dimensional Merge|tries to justify being unemployed by claiming he has a God-given job overseeing the dimensional merge]]. He also makes a new post on Patreon, for the first time in over 10 months, saying he was too distracted with the dimensional merge to deal with sending out books or producing content.
*'''12 June''' - Chris '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Claims To Be Employed Overseeing Dimensional Merge|tries to justify being unemployed]]''' by claiming he has a God-given job overseeing the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also makes a new post on [[Patreon]], for the first time in over 10 months, saying he was too distracted with the dimensional merge to deal with sending out books or producing content.
*'''31 May''' - Chris learns that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] had retired earlier in the month. His response is mixed, wishing her well while also complaining about her conduct back in [[2004]].
*'''31 May''' - Chris learns that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] had retired earlier in the month. His response is mixed, wishing her well while also complaining about her conduct back in [[2004]].
*'''26 May''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] bail on Chris, posting that they had been swindled out of hundreds and treated as subhumans.
*'''26 May''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] bail on Chris, posting that they had been swindled out of hundreds and treated as subhumans.
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*'''24 May''' - Midland Funding [[:File:Court Record - 2018 Midland Funding Debt Case (Chris, GV18000451-01).png|files for garnishment]] against Chris after he failed to maintain payments on a $2,777.90 judgement from December 2018.
*'''24 May''' - Midland Funding [[:File:Court Record - 2018 Midland Funding Debt Case (Chris, GV18000451-01).png|files for garnishment]] against Chris after he failed to maintain payments on a $2,777.90 judgement from December 2018.
*'''21-22 May''' - Sets of Twitter DMs from the latest people trying to worm their way into Chris's life, [[Sarah and Steve]], are posted.
*'''21-22 May''' - Sets of Twitter DMs from the latest people trying to worm their way into Chris's life, [[Sarah and Steve]], are posted.
<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>


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Revision as of 22:43, 14 June 2019

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Ongoing: June 2019, June 2019 social media posts, C-197, Dimensional Merge, Financhu Crisis, 2019 Sales Listings

  • 13 June - In a rant on Twitter and in the video Believe in the OCs and Deities!, Chris proclaims that Christ himself is an OC of equal level to the CPU goddesses, and is reaching out to churches and PokéStops to complete the Merge. He encourages followers to send kind thoughts to fictional characters in other dimensions. In between these retreats to his fantasyland, he begs for money. Also, Chris records Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden!, in which he doxxes himself yet again, complaining about getting mail labelled for PewDiePie.
  • 12 June - Chris tries to justify being unemployed by claiming he has a God-given job overseeing the Dimensional Merge. He also makes a new post on Patreon, for the first time in over 10 months, saying he was too distracted with the dimensional merge to deal with sending out books or producing content.
  • 31 May - Chris learns that Mary Lee Walsh had retired earlier in the month. His response is mixed, wishing her well while also complaining about her conduct back in 2004.
  • 26 May - Sarah and Steve bail on Chris, posting that they had been swindled out of hundreds and treated as subhumans.
  • 25 May - Chris makes a long thread of tweets about his sleeping methods. He is also interviewed by YouTuber Nick Robinson over his rumored discovery of Pappy Van Poodle, a character from Rusty's Real Deal Baseball.
  • 24 May - Midland Funding files for garnishment against Chris after he failed to maintain payments on a $2,777.90 judgement from December 2018.
  • 21-22 May - Sets of Twitter DMs from the latest people trying to worm their way into Chris's life, Sarah and Steve, are posted.
Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 7 entries being displayed. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source so viewers can read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article.