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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
* 1 November - Chris is [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|sorry]].
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* 1 November - Chris insults the [[Twin_Falling_Towers|victims of 9/11]] and claims his attempts to blackmail Clyde Cash [[It_will_never_end|will never end]].
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* 1 November - Chris is [[11012009 I AM STRONG|STRONG]]
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* 31 October - Chris addresses Kacey's parents in a [[Greetings to Kacey's folks|video]] containing numerous untruths.
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* 31 October - Chris <s>fails at singing, too</s> uploads a [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|video]] in which he attempts to prove his love for Kacey with a duet.  
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* 31 October - Chris fails at doing [[CWC 30 Push Ups|"a bunch of good pushups."]]
* 31 October - Chris uploads a [[Getting Foam Ed|fourth attempt]] to blackmail Clyde Cash, references ''[[South Park]]'' for some reason and claims he's going to do "a bunch of good pushups."
* 29 October - Chris uploads a [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|third attempt]] to blackmail Clyde Cash. He also lifts a chair and wants men to wear sports bras.
* 28 October - Chris uploads a [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|new video]] in which he raps and sings that Kacey is now his.
* 28 October: Chris's second threat against Clyde Cash is uploaded as [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]
* 27 October: Chris uploads a [[For_Chris_No_2|new video]] telling [[Liquid Chris]] to <s>fuck off</s> stop bothering Kacey.
* 27 October: Chris's first threat against Clyde Cash is uploaded as [[Clydegoingongregg1]].
* 27 October: Chris uploads a [[To Clyde Gregg|new video]] to Gregg Mays, attempting to blackmail him into ceasing his trolling.
* 25 October: Chris uploads a [[10252009 For Kacey|new video]] for Kacey in which he says he would take her on as a girlfriend, and that they should hang out more often.


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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''30 May''' - '''[[May 2024 social media posts#Stalker gets caught on security camera|Chris threatens legal action]]''' against the person behind the [[Sightings_(2024)#Big_Island_House|previous day sighting]].
*'''29 May''' - Chris is spotted at '''[[Sightings_(2024)#Big_Island_House_+_H&H_Mart|the Big Island house]]'''.
*'''28 May''' - [[OfficialCWCmart commissions|Third round of Praetor commissions]] goes on sale on [[OfficialCWCMart]].
*'''26 May''' - Chris receives '''[[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]]''' for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party.
*'''24 May''' - Chris is spotted at '''[[Sightings_(2024)#Dallas_Airport|an airport in Dallas, Texas]]'''.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''22 June''' - [[Misc texts#Remove G5 demand|Remove G5 demand]] from [[March 2024]]
*'''14 June''' - [[Jail Saga#Pleadings/Orders Detail|Chris's incest case is updated with miscellaneous court information]] from [[April 2024]]
*'''11 June''' - [[Naught DMs#Movie Night picks|Movie Night picks]] from [[September 2020]]
*'''30 May''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia|Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]] from [[October 2020]]
*'''20 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2019)#Priorities|Priorities]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''19 May''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Conjuring Movies|Conjuring Movies]] from [[January 2021]]
 
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Revision as of 01:55, 24 June 2024

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It is currently June 2024. It has been...
30
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.