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In '''Autism Tutorial Part 4''', [[Chris]] uses his ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' soapbox to rail at society at large for ignoring him, not letting him do whatever ''he'' wants, and shunning him for being creepy.
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'''Autism Tutorial Part 4''' is the fourth in a [[Autism Tutorial|series]] of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' levels [[Chris]] uploaded on 13 [[February 2011]]. Here, Chris uses his ''LittleBigPlanet'' soapbox to rail at society at large for ignoring him, [[Chris and his ego|not letting him do whatever ''he'' wants]], and shunning him for being creepy.


Chris starts off by describing [[Charlottesville]], and how it should be what he wants to replace the [[internet]]: "a social hotspring." However, Chris being Chris, he doesn't seem to understand why people avoid him in public, and blames some moral deficiency present in everyone else. Chris tries to demonstrate how [[Attraction Sign|socializing]] with him should work (SPOILER: everyone else does the work). He again demands respect, in what must be another ineffectual attempt to restore his reputation.  
Chris starts off by describing [[Charlottesville]], and how it should be what he wants to replace the [[internet]]: "a social hotspring." However, Chris being Chris, he doesn't seem to understand why people avoid him in public, and blames some moral deficiency present in everyone else. Chris tries to demonstrate how [[Attraction Sign|socializing]] with him should work (SPOILER: everyone else does the work). He again demands respect, in what must be another ineffectual attempt to restore his reputation.  


==Video==
==Video==
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| stardate      = 13 [[February 2011]]
| subject        = {{Video games|text}}
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga          = {{Jackie|saga}}
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| previous      = [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]
| next          = [[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]
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===Transcript===


===Transcript===
''[Chris's voice is trembling with obvious [[stress]] throughout the entirety of the presentation]''


''(Chris's voice is trembling with obvious [[stress]] throughout the entirety of the presentation)''
Only about ten miles south of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], [[Virginia]], is ''[[Charlottesville]]'', Virginia, historic home town of [[wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Mr. Thomas Jefferson]], [[wikipedia:James Monroe|Mr. James Monroe]], and [[wikipedia:James Madison|Mr. James Madison]]. Lewis and Clark also started their famous expedition from this area.


Only about ten miles south of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], [[Virginia]], is ''[[Charlottesville]]'' Virginia, historic home town of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson Mr. Thomas Jefferson], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_monroe Mr. James Monroe], and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Madison Mr. James Madison]. Lewis and Clark also started their famous expedition from this area.
The expensive [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] of downtown Charlottesville houses a number of [[The GAMe PLACe|small businesses]], as well as the show-stopping pavilion tent and the Paramount Theatre. This, as well as the Fashion Square Shopping Center, should ''both'' be social watering holes, but for me, sadly, ''they are not.''


The expensive [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] of downtown Charlottesville houses a number of [[The GAMe PLACe|small businesses]], as well as the show-stopping pavilion tent and the Paramount Theatre. This, as well as the Fashion Square Shopping Centre, should ''both'' be social watering holes, but for me, sadly, ''they are not.''
Anywhere herein, even including the bars and events like [[Fridays After Five]], nobody will even look or say hello to me. And of course the internet reputation I have against me... sadly thanks to those gross people that have taken my information... and... ''s-s-strew it around'' in their misconceptions of weirdness, twisting everything. I've already gotten into how bad that has half-fected me and how emotionally scarred I have a been. Back to social life, the [[autism]] increases my shyness, so I ''hardly'' have even the basic instinct to just say "hello" to anyone, or even open up so easily with trust. I need other people to come up and talk to me fir- [''Abrupt jump-cut'']


Anywhere herein, even including the bars and events like [[Fridays After Five]], nobody will even look or say hello to me. And of course the internet reputation I have against me... sadly thanks to those gross people that have taken my information... and... ''s-s-strew it around'' in their [[Lies|misconceptions of weirdness, twisting everything.]] I've already gotten into how bad that has half-fected me and how emotionally scarred I have a been. Back to social life, the [[autism]] increases my shyness, so I ''hardly'' have even the basic instinct to just say "hello" to anyone, or even open up so easily with trust. I need other people to come up and talk to me fir- (Abrupt jump-cut)
[[File:ShecameforCWC_(200803).JPG|thumb|right|Chris being a good friend.]]
Allow me to make it perfectly clear about who I am so I am not misunderstood erroneously with the internet that's against me: My name is [[Christian Weston Chandler]], high-functioning autistic [[Chris and art|artist]]. I am [[Chris and kindness|kind]], [[Chris and remorse|caring]], [[Chris and death|empathetic]], [[Stress|emotional]], a [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|good friend]], a ''loyal'' friend, cautious and weary, ''trustworthy''. Mostly [[Honest Content|honest]]. I do not like to [[Lies|lie]]. [[Kacey Call 1|I would only]] [[Kacey Call 1.5|lie to protect]] [[Kacey Call 2|the other person's]] [[Kacey Call 3|feelings out of care]] [[Father Call|and respect]]. [[Chris and his ego|I]] [[Affair with Mother|AM]] [[Racism|NOT]] [[Women's Rights|A]] [[Death Threats|MONSTER]]! I am a caring, emotional, feeling, [[Tomgirl|heterosexual]] human being! And [[Chris and Hypocrisy|I should be treated equally]], and respected as SUCH!


Allow me to make it perfectly clear about who I am so I am not misunderstood erroneously with the internet that's against me: My name is [[Christian Weston Chandler]], high-functioning autistic [[Chris and art|artist]]. I am [[Chris and anger|kind]], [[Chris and remorse|caring]], [[Chris and death|empathetic]], [[Stress|emotional]], a [[Chris and his Ego|good friend]], a ''loyal'' friend, cautious and weary, ''trustworthy''. Mostly [[Honest Content|honest]]. I do not like to [[Lies|lie]]. I would only lie to protect the other person's feelings out of care and respect. [[Ryan Cash|I]] [[Mike Jackson|AM]] [[Homos|NOT]] [[Megan|A]] [[Kacey|MONSTER]]! I am a caring, emotional, feeling, [[Homos|heterosexual]] human being! And [[Chris and Hypocrisy|I should be treated equally]], and respected as SUCH!
[''[[stress sigh]]''] Sadly back here in real life, everyone is in their ''[[CWCville|own dang world]]''. [[Mailbag|Snobbish, snooty...]] to even give care to ''one person'' who only has [[Trolls|few friends]] within the city, uh- that is Mr. Jefferson's hometown. Not even as much acquaintances, I feel invisible in public, and it's very sad to me. [''stress sigh''] At least I do have one friend who cares about me around here. Unfortunately she refuses to go beyond [[Friend Zone|just friends]], but I care about her just the same anyway. [''a sack person walks up to Chris''] Because that is the kind of guy I am.


([[stress]]-[[sigh]]) Sadly back here in real life, everyone is in their ''[[CWCville|own dang world]]''. Snobbish, snooty... to even give care to ''one person'' who only has [[Trolls|few friends]] within the city, uh- that is Mr. Jefferson's hometown. Not even as much acquaintances, I feel invisible in public, and it's very sad to me. (stress-sigh) At least I do have [[Mic|one friend]] who cares about me around here. Unfortunately she refuses to go beyond [[Friend Zone|just friends]], but I care about her just the same anyway, because that is the kind of guy I am.
[''The sack person waves at Chris''] '''''Subtitle:''''' [''Hey, Chris.'']


''(The sackpeople stare at each other like retards for the remaining few seconds of video)''
[''Chris looks at her, and they [[The Creepy Stare|stare at each other like retards]] while subtitles are shown'']


[''Subtitles:'']
'''''Subtitles:'''''
[''Hey, Chris.'']
[''Hey, Chris.'']
[''Hey, Mic. I have friends to introduce you to. Follow me to El Kono(?).'']
[''Hey, Mic.'']
[''I have friends to introduce you to. Follow me to El Kono.'']
[''Really?! That Is Awesome. Let's go.'']
[''Really?! That Is Awesome. Let's go.'']


{{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]|nextlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]|}}
[''Chris and Mic walk off'']


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Autism Tutorial Part 4 is the fourth in a series of LittleBigPlanet levels Chris uploaded on 13 February 2011. Here, Chris uses his LittleBigPlanet soapbox to rail at society at large for ignoring him, not letting him do whatever he wants, and shunning him for being creepy.

Chris starts off by describing Charlottesville, and how it should be what he wants to replace the internet: "a social hotspring." However, Chris being Chris, he doesn't seem to understand why people avoid him in public, and blames some moral deficiency present in everyone else. Chris tries to demonstrate how socializing with him should work (SPOILER: everyone else does the work). He again demands respect, in what must be another ineffectual attempt to restore his reputation.

Video

Autism Tutorial Part 4
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 13 February 2011
Subject Matter Video gamesVideo games Video Games
Performance Style ReasonReason Reason, CrazyCrazy Crazy, SmugSmug Smug
Saga JackieJackie saga
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Autism Tutorial Part 3
next
Autism Tutorial Part 5


Transcript

[Chris's voice is trembling with obvious stress throughout the entirety of the presentation]

Only about ten miles south of Ruckersville, Virginia, is Charlottesville, Virginia, historic home town of Mr. Thomas Jefferson, Mr. James Monroe, and Mr. James Madison. Lewis and Clark also started their famous expedition from this area.

The expensive mall of downtown Charlottesville houses a number of small businesses, as well as the show-stopping pavilion tent and the Paramount Theatre. This, as well as the Fashion Square Shopping Center, should both be social watering holes, but for me, sadly, they are not.

Anywhere herein, even including the bars and events like Fridays After Five, nobody will even look or say hello to me. And of course the internet reputation I have against me... sadly thanks to those gross people that have taken my information... and... s-s-strew it around in their misconceptions of weirdness, twisting everything. I've already gotten into how bad that has half-fected me and how emotionally scarred I have a been. Back to social life, the autism increases my shyness, so I hardly have even the basic instinct to just say "hello" to anyone, or even open up so easily with trust. I need other people to come up and talk to me fir- [Abrupt jump-cut]

Chris being a good friend.

Allow me to make it perfectly clear about who I am so I am not misunderstood erroneously with the internet that's against me: My name is Christian Weston Chandler, high-functioning autistic artist. I am kind, caring, empathetic, emotional, a good friend, a loyal friend, cautious and weary, trustworthy. Mostly honest. I do not like to lie. I would only lie to protect the other person's feelings out of care and respect. I AM NOT A MONSTER! I am a caring, emotional, feeling, heterosexual human being! And I should be treated equally, and respected as SUCH!

[stress sigh] Sadly back here in real life, everyone is in their own dang world. Snobbish, snooty... to even give care to one person who only has few friends within the city, uh- that is Mr. Jefferson's hometown. Not even as much acquaintances, I feel invisible in public, and it's very sad to me. [stress sigh] At least I do have one friend who cares about me around here. Unfortunately she refuses to go beyond just friends, but I care about her just the same anyway. [a sack person walks up to Chris] Because that is the kind of guy I am.

[The sack person waves at Chris] Subtitle: [Hey, Chris.]

[Chris looks at her, and they stare at each other like retards while subtitles are shown]

Subtitles: [Hey, Chris.] [Hey, Mic.] [I have friends to introduce you to. Follow me to El Kono.] [Really?! That Is Awesome. Let's go.]

[Chris and Mic walk off]